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28 Sep 2008, 4:06 pm

They CAN be, depending on how bad the sex is. :lol:

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28 Sep 2008, 4:09 pm

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madduck, tell me you didn't just say video games are better than sex!
Please? Just let me hear the denial! Just a little bit?

Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good. Being able to choose your mate to procreate with is fun, and a great catharsis.

However!
Have you played Bioshock, Quake, GTA IV, Star Wars: Force Unleashed, Killer 7?

tell me sex was THAT good!

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28 Sep 2008, 4:36 pm

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I am actually completely sober today. No, really. I am.

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28 Sep 2008, 4:45 pm

I actually prefer making out.

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28 Sep 2008, 4:47 pm

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I actually prefer making out.

Making out is different from having sex!! !!

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28 Sep 2008, 5:00 pm

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Distroy the Death Star or kill Nazi's in a video game, getting a raise on your job, donating a kidney, etc..

those are better than sex!

You're obviously not doing it right...

Still, losing a penis is not going to be the end of happiness... but there will be a lot of pent up energy that will have to escape by some other means...

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28 Sep 2008, 5:02 pm

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MADDuck wrote:

Distroy the Death Star or kill Nazi's in a video game, getting a raise on your job, donating a kidney, etc..

those are better than sex!

You're obviously not doing it right...

Still, losing a penis is not going to be the end of happiness... but there will be a lot of pent up energy that will have to escape by some other means...

Uh no, without going into explicit detail, I know what to do and am VERY well equipped to do it. :twisted:

It's just video games are really FUN!!

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28 Sep 2008, 5:06 pm

You insult us.

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28 Sep 2008, 6:38 pm

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What's wrong with being a eunuch? Used to be quite common.

Eunuchs were eunuchs after birth; didn't know any different. Which was perverse. Which was what was wrong. I am actually completely sober today. No, really. I am.

Eunuchs were not born that way! A eunuch is a castrated man, in particular one castrated early enough to have major hormonal consequences; the term usually refers to those castrated in order to perform a specific social function, as was common in many societies of the past. Over the millennia since, they have performed a wide variety of functions in many different cultures such as courtiers or equivalent domestics, treble singers, religious specialists, government officials, military commanders, and guardians of women or harem servants. In some translations of ancient texts, individuals identified as eunuchs seem to include men who were impotent with women, those we would now call transgender or homosexual, and those who were simply celibate.

but they were made, not born.

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28 Sep 2008, 8:19 pm

Penile-ized topic

Incompetent fool, that physician.

No plastic surgery can be equivalent to a real part. An implant does not have the same feeling, if at all. But it is not just the millions of dollars to be awarded. How does this not happen again?

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28 Sep 2008, 8:44 pm

Ishmael wrote:

Postperson wrote:

What's wrong with being a eunuch? Used to be quite common.

Eunuchs were eunuchs after birth; didn't know any different. Which was perverse. Which was what was wrong. I am actually completely sober today. No, really. I am.

Not true.

(Except the sober part. I'm pretty sure you're sober.)

The Ottoman empire, the Assyrians, and many other cultures had precedents for castrating men even after puberty. Although the majority of castrations may have been done very early in life, it wasn't always the case.

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28 Sep 2008, 11:41 pm

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I actually prefer making out.

Making out is different from having sex!! !!

Of course it's different. And I prefer it.
Did you think I didn't know what I was talking about?

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29 Sep 2008, 9:08 am

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Getting back to the original topic of this post, if this happened to me I would kill the doctors then kill myself. Harsh yes, but I would find life so not worth living that that's what I would be driven to.

Are you implying that sexual gratification is the only thing which makes life worth living? And you would commit murder and suicide over this one aspect of life? That sounds pretty shallow to me.

It's not just sexual gratification. There are things, like being able to urinate normally. But even that is not the whole thing, being paralyzed from the waste down would be horrible but something I could adjust to. But having no penis would make me feel like a horrible hideous freak. It would be better to have a penis and no testicles (which I believe is how it was with Eunuchs, and I know that's the way it is for neutered male pets). Having no testicles will get rid of sexual desire, but having testicles and no penis means having sexual desire but no way to relieve it. It would almost be better to remove the testicles too once the penis was removed, though that would be sickening and horrifying in its own way (being like a Ken Doll with a hole -shudder!)

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29 Sep 2008, 9:22 am

I see your point, archdude, it would definitely suck to have a libido with no means to satisfy it. However, as for being a "hideous freak," nobody will ever know unless you show them.

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29 Sep 2008, 9:27 am

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. But having no penis would make me feel like a horrible hideous freak.

wow, I have no penis and don't feel like a horrible hideous freak.

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