Emergence of a Deadly Coronavirus
I suspect that most restaurants will survive because they will quickly adapt to having their take out delivered directly to your homes. We will probably follow Wuhan, China's lead. There will be thousands of new job openings for meal delivery people in the next few weeks in the U.S.
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A very unique plan. As Dr. Paul Thompson wrote, "This is the very best paper on the virus I have ever seen."
Like I said, deep fry KFC chicken pieces. Problem solved.
The same thing happened here this morning. Most of the meat stock at the supermarket was gone.
That was new.
Two weeks ago, it was toilet paper season.
A week ago it was pasta and rice.
Today duck and meat.
I am guessing it will be wabbit season next week.
Places like KFC have probably killed 10 times more people via coronary artery disease than covid-19 ever will.
You choose your way to die,
And I'll choose mine.
Deal?
<thinks>
What a way to go, eating a KFC Zinger. <sigh>
Better than sex, at my age.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.scmp.c ... hina-study
I’m type A.The last time I had the flu was around 15 years ago and it was type A Australian.I was really sick for weeks and lost ten pounds.
My family members were all type O and did not catch it.
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I'm a big kidder myself. I'm not a fan of "gallows" humor----but I understand the reason for it.
Imagine if this new antiviral medication actually works for us? That would really make things much better, and promote an earlier "normalcy."
But the problem with that is, I wouldn't have as much material to weave my humour around.
Nah.
Let's stay negative for at least a couple more weeks, for me, please?
Why do you think this is funny? There is NO TOILET PAPER left! And all you can do is crack jokes!
That is the tragedy!
I may still be telling jokes,
But the crack won't be that clean, for want of toilet paper!
Oh, the humanity.
Leave it to you to resort to toilet humor over a TP crisis
Well, Olly, this is a fine development.
Toilet and food jokes on the same thread page.
Or should that be food and toilet jokes? Hmmm.
I'm a big kidder myself. I'm not a fan of "gallows" humor----but I understand the reason for it.
Imagine if this new antiviral medication actually works for us? That would really make things much better, and promote an earlier "normalcy."
But the problem with that is, I wouldn't have as much material to weave my humour around.
Nah.
Let's stay negative for at least a couple more weeks, for me, please?
Why do you think this is funny? There is NO TOILET PAPER left! And all you can do is crack jokes!
s**t happens.
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I hope you are right.
The problem is, I can't get the mental image of the chef sneezing over my lasagna before he puts the container top on.
I'm sorry, but I'll stick to my KFC.
KFC...Mmmmm
Time to buy some KFC shares.
An Apocalypse always brings out the dark side of people.
Hopefully.
I heard on the radio this morning that Amazon is hiring thousands to keep up with all the sudden massive ordering.
Hopefully.
I heard on the radio this morning that Amazon is hiring thousands to keep up with all the sudden massive ordering.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/16/amazon- ... rkers.html
"We are opening 100,000 new full and part-time positions across the U.S. in our fulfillment centers and delivery network to meet the surge in demand from people relying on Amazon’s service during this stressful time, particularly those most vulnerable to being out in public."
100,000 new employees seems pretty ambitious, but I guess if there's anyone who can pull it off in these troubled times, it's Jeff Bezos and his army. Delivery Service Partners through Amazon currently lists 197 open driver jobs. I haven't checked the listings on the Amazon Flex driver app yet. Amazon.jobs/en currently lists 2,147 open jobs under "Fulfillment & Operations Management," 139 jobs under "Fulfillment / Warehouse Associate," and 545 jobs under "Supply Chain / Transportation Management."
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Hopefully.
I heard on the radio this morning that Amazon is hiring thousands to keep up with all the sudden massive ordering.
Well, people *will* have a lot more time on their hands, now that they have to self-isolate.
The sex toys must be flying off the shelves.
And the manufacturers of brown paper will be making a motza.
Time to buy shares there too.
Yesterday went shopping for what I hope will be the last time for at least a few weeks/2 months+ ( to "stay home" etc ), and at the big city centre supermarket there were no eggs, no toilet paper, no kitchen towels, no tinned tuna and just a few tins of sardines, nearly no corned beef, no pasta and nearly no rice, and large sections of cereals looked bare, very little fresh meat, almost no tinned tomatoes or tinned vegetables or "sauces", and the jam, peanut butter, chocolate spread and honey shelves were ravaged. The number of totally empty shelves was astonishing.
Bought eggs from corner shop on way home, 3 boxes of 6 out of the 12 boxes they had.
I am glad that had already built up a good store of tinned and dry foods over the last year bit by bit ahead of possible trade/import issues after Brexit, because I haven't needed to buy huge amounts in the last week or two ... but I understand people who are doing so, if they hadn't before, because it looks more and more as if a lot of us are going to be stuck indoors/at home, ( apart from carefully isolated walks for exercise ), perhaps dependent on deliveries, for months ...
I can see why the Tory UK govt would have preferred to let the virus run its natural course ... lots of dead but over quickly. Trying to actually do anything about it will be soooo expensive. They are obviously trying to protect their friends in finance; advising people to avoid bars and cafes rather than forcing places to shut, for example, means no insurance payouts for interruption of business. They're hoping that the "masses" will shoulder the load/burden for them, as usual. ![]()
And UK hospitals are being provided with face masks and gloves, when they get any at all, that are long past their use by date, with fresh stickers ( for 2021 ) stuck over old ones ( with 2016 date ) so that officially approved. Having dug out old kitchen gloves yesterday thinking might wear for shopping and discovered that congealed and pitted with holes I now understand why age of equipment is serious issue. Instead I wore white lacy steampunk ones, to remind me not to touch my face, and washed my hands thoroughly on return home.
I saw 7 people wearing masks, 5 of them Asian people, naturally. I envied them their apparently comfortable light masks. One person had a really chic black and white striped stretchy fabric version.
I had tried making myself a mask with kitchen towel paper as demonstrated in the video that's been posted on here a few times, but the elastic bands behind the ears hurt too much, however long the elastic, and the mask made my nose sweat horribly, immediately, and I knew I'd end up fiddling with it constantly, so didn't use it.
One of the strangest things is realising that the way I usually live, and have done for years/decades, is seen as extreme/emergency levels of social distancing/self-isolation/semi-quarantine.
Made me wonder if people on the Autism Spectrum are in a way a sort of "appendix" for the human "race", like the one in the intestines, the separate little cul de sac which acts as a reservoir for essential and beneficial gut bacteria, so that after gastrointestinal disease events, diarrhoea etc, which damage/destroy the rest of the bacterial population, it can replenish them. Our behaviour is so often retired/withdrawn/reclusive/solitary, which may have been very protective/a survival advantage in times of plague or massacres by invading forces, our distance from others, our hidden away lives meant being overlooked, uninfected.
Autists as back-up file.
Definitely saw NT need to socialise more when stressed/anxious yesterday; lots of people stopping to talk more often and more volubly with each other. They do seem to need to cluster and gather and get together when in crisis. An advantage in certain situations but not in that of infectious disease. ![]()
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US, Europe and basically all non-Asian countries will pay the price very high for their "only healthcare workers need masks" policy. As if other people are immune to airborne transmission.
Guy at work today wore gloves and after he left other made fun of him for it and being worried about his dad getting it. So even if they made enough most people wouldn’t wear them out of fear of being mocked. I won’t wear mask or gloves because I’d be mocked at work for however long I worked there. Most everyone including all the managers think this is made up by democrats to win the election.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/14/anti-inflammatory-drugs-may-aggravate-coronavirus-infection
What exactly does nit do other then hid the fever? Cause pain pills are sold out and I get headaches so can’t just not take ibuprofen
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There is no place for me in the world. I'm going into the wilderness, probably to die
Made me wonder if people on the Autism Spectrum are in a way a sort of "appendix" for the human "race", like the one in the intestines, the separate little cul de sac which acts as a reservoir for essential and beneficial gut bacteria, so that after gastrointestinal disease events, diarrhoea etc, which damage/destroy the rest of the bacterial population, it can replenish them. Our behaviour is so often retired/withdrawn/reclusive/solitary, which may have been very protective/a survival advantage in times of plague or massacres by invading forces, our distance from others, our hidden away lives meant being overlooked, uninfected.
THIS
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Made me wonder if people on the Autism Spectrum are in a way a sort of "appendix" for the human "race", like the one in the intestines, the separate little cul de sac which acts as a reservoir for essential and beneficial gut bacteria, so that after gastrointestinal disease events, diarrhoea etc, which damage/destroy the rest of the bacterial population, it can replenish them. Our behaviour is so often retired/withdrawn/reclusive/solitary, which may have been very protective/a survival advantage in times of plague or massacres by invading forces, our distance from others, our hidden away lives meant being overlooked, uninfected.
THIS
The Remnant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remnant_(Bible)
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