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18 Mar 2020, 3:59 am
18 Mar 2020, 4:08 am
Pepe wrote:
sly279 wrote:
Guy at work today wore gloves and after he left other made fun of him for it and being worried about his dad getting it. So even if they made enough most people wouldn’t wear them out of fear of being mocked. I won’t wear mask or gloves because I’d be mocked at work for however long I worked there.
I wear gloves when I go shopping and a couple of people had a problem with it.
One guy, behind me at checkout, faked coughed.
What a tool. <chuckle>
Yeah, NTs are so desperate to protect their social image.
Animal tribal instincts at work.
Silly buggers.
What good are gloves? The virus sticks to them and anything touched with infected gloves becomes infected, the same as bare hands.
When I was at the store last I had a problem with coughing because of my seasonal allergies. Then again it's not like I want anyone near me.
What would be fun is standing out in front of a grocery store with a sign that says "FREE HUGS" and watch how people react.
The flaw in the prank is the chance that some idiot will actually try to hug you.
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18 Mar 2020, 4:09 am
I think they’re trying to prioritise limited protective resources to the healthcare workers they need to stay uninflected to care for the sick.
The lack of full honesty about this is annoying, and will probably prove to be counterproductive, though. 
18 Mar 2020, 4:42 am
18 Mar 2020, 4:54 am
Darmok wrote:
EzraS wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
EzraS wrote:
All the same eating bats has killed about one tenth of the number of people killed from eating fast food.
Well that depends on how the bats are prepared.
https://www.instructables.com/id/DEEP-F ... BAT-WINGS/
If bat meals were being prepared by the fast food industry, the death toll would be much higher.
But they're so cute!
So cute you could eat em up.
18 Mar 2020, 4:55 am
18 Mar 2020, 5:01 am
EzraS wrote:
Pepe wrote:
It seems the coronavirus is mutating into a weaker form.
Apparently, this is what happened with SARS.
Apparently, this is what happened with SARS.
No surprise there. Even the Andromeda Strain mutated into being nonlethal.
SPOILER ALERT!! !
Damn you, I didn't know that.
You spoiled the ending for me. lol
So that was the ending.
Bloody lazy scriptwriter, imo.
As lame as the ending to: "War of the Worlds".
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18 Mar 2020, 5:02 am
18 Mar 2020, 5:04 am
18 Mar 2020, 5:11 am
EzraS wrote:
Pepe wrote:
sly279 wrote:
Guy at work today wore gloves and after he left other made fun of him for it and being worried about his dad getting it. So even if they made enough most people wouldn’t wear them out of fear of being mocked. I won’t wear mask or gloves because I’d be mocked at work for however long I worked there.
I wear gloves when I go shopping and a couple of people had a problem with it.
One guy, behind me at checkout, faked coughed.
What a tool. <chuckle>
Yeah, NTs are so desperate to protect their social image.
Animal tribal instincts at work.
Silly buggers.
What good are gloves? The virus sticks to them and anything touched with infected gloves becomes infected, the same as bare hands.
Firstly, bugs don't like porous surfaces.
They like hard surfaces such as metal and plastics.
Secondly, I only wear them for a short time.
Hardly enough time for the bugs to navigate towards my skin.
Thirdly, gloves remind me not to touch my face.
Fourthly, when I come home, I spray them with Glen 20.
Fifthly, I laugh at your lack of faith in me. HA!
You should know I am the smartest person in this universe.
Everything I say is solid rhodium.
18 Mar 2020, 5:14 am
Tim_Tex wrote:
None of this had to happen. But Trump disbanded the pandemic task force, and blamed Obama now that we have a crisis on our hands. The fact that many of his supporters reject science and were more afraid of “having their guns taken away” or “being raped by Mexicans”, adds more fuel to the fire. Now that churches and gun stores are closing, let’s see how quickly their opinion of him changes. Some of them are already blaming George Soros!
And this doesn’t include the grave mistakes on China’s end.
And this doesn’t include the grave mistakes on China’s end.
This is the coronavirus and sick joke thread.
Pretty please go to PPR.
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18 Mar 2020, 5:23 am
18 Mar 2020, 5:26 am
Teach51 wrote:
Really easy way to make a great mask using a paper towel, staples and rubber bands. No need to speak French, it's visually clear.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 9317523873
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 9317523873
When the time comes, I plan on just using a scarf.
Pepe de bandito.
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18 Mar 2020, 5:27 am
Very impressive Pepe! You will be very dashing I am sure 
18 Mar 2020, 5:28 am
18 Mar 2020, 5:33 am
Teach51 wrote:
You do realise there are sociopathic kids, the type that start bushfires, who would actually want to infect older people, right?
I remember a recent video of a French guy (I think he was French), on a train or bus who took off his mask, wet his fingers, and spread the saliva on the steadying pole.
Don't give the little buggers any ideas.
