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14 Feb 2014, 4:51 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuEtAw5cGn8



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14 Feb 2014, 4:56 pm

Weird. I've never been tazered but I did once receive a severe electric shock and it was a good thirty minutes before I was OK and able to stand. How this guy managed to fight off fifteen officers AND keep a stiff one after a tazer shot is beyond me.


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14 Feb 2014, 5:11 pm

Wonder if the cops got in a few good licks.


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14 Feb 2014, 5:18 pm

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He's going to wind up in the Penal system.


Shouldn't that be penile system? :twisted:



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14 Feb 2014, 8:31 pm

He later described the police officers as, "a handful."


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14 Feb 2014, 8:58 pm

I think this man will be on a male enhancement commercial one of these days soon.... or in Hustler or on a reality TV show.



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16 Feb 2014, 12:44 am

This guy must have a very strong heart to keep pumping blood to all those active places at once. Maybe I am taking this too literally. It would seem that at the beginning he was only masturbating but when everything broke out he was actually just fondling, otherwise he should be doing tutorials. He has one hellofa technique.



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19 Feb 2014, 5:45 pm

He displayed his fists of fury alright!


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