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11 Aug 2018, 8:27 am

I think that's much too much D: It doesn't look natural at all ...

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11 Aug 2018, 8:51 am

Proof that we are in the End Times!! !! !!

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11 Aug 2018, 9:26 am

Booyakasha wrote:

quick google search also revealed that she's a porn star. :skull:

Okay. Its for business, not for pleasure then. Her enhanced booty is a capital good, and not a consumer good.

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11 Aug 2018, 1:51 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

Booyakasha wrote:

quick google search also revealed that she's a porn star. :skull:

Okay. Its for business, not for pleasure then. Her enhanced booty is a capital good, and not a consumer good.

Right, it's an asset.

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11 Aug 2018, 1:57 pm

It's funny how merely doing porn in a somewhat professional capacity is enough to warrant being called a star...

She's 24. Don't most porn performers wait until at least the second half of their twenties before trying to extend their appeal with ugly tattoos, fake tans and botched surgeries? She looks like an overweight girl who had liposuction, but then reinjected all the fat in her ass. It looks about as attractive as those guys who try to look buff by injecting themselves with synthol.

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11 Aug 2018, 2:53 pm

Wolfram87 wrote:

Combine as you please:
variants of "large": Stor, enorm, gigantisk, väldig, ofantlig, kolossal, jättelik.
Variants of "butt": rumpa, stjärt, röv, häck, ända, bak, arsle.
And it always amazes me how some people have this weird tunnel-visioned idea of what is attractive. Nevermind symmetry, looking natural or any sort of nuance. Just the idea that big butts are attractive, and therefore if one has the biggest butt, one is the most attractive.

I like the phrase "kolossal keister" :mrgreen:

coming from the land of "Yuge" and "Ginormous" - it seems the American "bigger is better" virus has infected the rest of the world.

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11 Aug 2018, 5:38 pm

LoveNotHate wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

Booyakasha wrote:

quick google search also revealed that she's a porn star. :skull:

Okay. Its for business, not for pleasure then. Her enhanced booty is a capital good, and not a consumer good.

Right, it's an asset.

She has to keep herself "layable".

And as every accountant knows: assets minus layability equals owner's equity.

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11 Aug 2018, 6:01 pm

"Swedish woman achieves world-record biggest butt" ... I have to wonder why this is considered news-worthy.

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11 Aug 2018, 7:49 pm

Oooooookay...

Obviously I'm the only person here old enough to remember "This Is Spinal Tap"....

I am really amazed that nobody else has posted this yet.

(For those who, like me, don't see the YouTube embeds here anymore, here is a direct link. This is Spinal Tap performing.... yeah you guessed it... "Big Bottom".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfhphrmKdsg )

And Rob Reiner RULES.

(edit in for the young and potentially appalled: This was the first movie, I think, that was called a "mockumentary" up front. It is a complete and total sendup. These are the guys whose amp goes up to 11 on the volume dial. NONE of the songs are meant to be taken seriously.)

(edit in again: I have not looked at her photos, if they're linked here... and I'm in agreement with Blabs, she's going to kill herself. And *that* is not funny, it's very sad.)

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11 Aug 2018, 8:17 pm

Yeah. She is like that girl on Dr. Phil who was trying to break the record in Guinness, and become the World's heaviest female. She was already morbidly obese and I guess that she decided to run with it to get that tiny amount of fame instead of run against it to get healthy. The good doctor finally persuaded her to give up on that project and go into fat rehab.

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11 Aug 2018, 10:21 pm

^^^and thank GOD for that!

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11 Aug 2018, 10:22 pm

Fnord wrote:

"Swedish woman achieves world-record biggest butt" ... I have to wonder why this is considered news-worthy.

I was under the impression that "if it bleeds, it leads" is the standard amuuurican newsworthiness gauge.

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11 Aug 2018, 10:24 pm

and as a prophylactic measure, I will remind people that the above post had nothing to do with "monthlies." it was figurative in that she is injuring herself.

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11 Aug 2018, 11:04 pm

No offense taken, Blabs, I'm old enough to remember that newspaper catchphrase too. :-) It referred to calamities, yes, and nobody thought twice about it, back in the day.

:-) I hope the young lady on the Dr. Phil show is doing well now.

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12 Aug 2018, 6:04 am

those were the days, sorta

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12 Aug 2018, 6:27 am

"Back in the day" has nothing to do with it.

Media still uses the expression, and still acts on it.

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