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30 Jun 2021, 11:03 pm

Damn I must be really getting stupid

I originally read the title of this thread as "how do you deal with hot tamale steak" and I was going to reply by saying you put it in the refrigerator, but now that I'm 2 pages in this thread I'm realizing this thread has nothing to do with hot food or steak.

Must be the medicine the doctors gave me

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01 Jul 2021, 12:37 am

Not sure why, but I always rate the genuine nutters over the commercial cash-in streakers.

The whole point of streaking was always to do something stupid for no particular reason other than you could.

Not actually streaking and clearly getting paid for the sub-standard effort is bringing this tradition into disrepute.

As far as capture is concerned, clearly some contact is unavoidable. Provided it's all about removing the offender from the field (and in this case, covering up the advertising) rather than deliberately copping a feel, I don't think any wrong has been done.

Don't want to be chased around and ultimately restrained? Don't invade the pitch.

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01 Jul 2021, 1:35 am

Perhaps there needs to be a streakers union.

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01 Jul 2021, 1:43 am

cyberdad wrote:

Perhaps there needs to be a streakers union.

When in doubt, unionize.

I for one am a member of the Marijuana Distributors local #420.

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01 Jul 2021, 1:45 am

salad wrote:

Damn I must be really getting stupid

I originally read the title of this thread as "how do you deal with hot tamale steak"...

I was just thinking "hot tamale" too. Freudian slip??

cyberdad wrote:

Perhaps there needs to be a streakers union.

Steak and onion.

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01 Jul 2021, 1:53 am

SabbraCadabra wrote:

salad wrote:

Damn I must be really getting stupid

I originally read the title of this thread as "how do you deal with hot tamale steak"...

I was just thinking "hot tamale" too. Freudian slip??

cyberdad wrote:

Perhaps there needs to be a streakers union.

Steak and onion.

I love steak and onion.

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01 Jul 2021, 3:34 am

If you want to deal with any situation you need the right tools. I'd suggest using a Nikon P900.

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01 Jul 2021, 5:46 am

salad wrote:

SabbraCadabra wrote:

salad wrote:

Damn I must be really getting stupid

I originally read the title of this thread as "how do you deal with hot tamale steak"...

I was just thinking "hot tamale" too. Freudian slip??

cyberdad wrote:

Perhaps there needs to be a streakers union.

Steak and onion.

I love steak and onion.

I think most of the crowd in the stadium would like to offer this girl sausage

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01 Jul 2021, 11:27 am

funeralxempire wrote:

cyberdad wrote:

Perhaps there needs to be a streakers union.

When in doubt, unionize.

I for one am a member of the Marijuana Distributors local #420.

I’m in the local tokers #420 union.

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01 Jul 2021, 11:36 am

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What's to say people invading the pitch don't want that.

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01 Jul 2021, 11:37 am

Chase them like a satyr. :twisted:

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01 Jul 2021, 8:51 pm

Misslizard wrote:

Chase them like a satyr. :twisted:

Not to mention the benefits of exercise

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01 Jul 2021, 9:11 pm

Misslizard wrote:

People that do that sort of thing crave attention.I don’t think she minded.In this day and age you would expect it to happen.

Shadow1888 wrote:

Isnt she in the wrong also for dressing that way and getting caught up in that situation?

This sounds an awful lot like "She was asking for it" to be honest. I'd prefer if we don't victim blame. The security guard was over the line, full stop.

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01 Jul 2021, 9:20 pm

MushroomPrincess wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

People that do that sort of thing crave attention.I don’t think she minded.In this day and age you would expect it to happen.

Shadow1888 wrote:

Isnt she in the wrong also for dressing that way and getting caught up in that situation?

This sounds an awful lot like "She was asking for it" to be honest. I'd prefer if we don't victim blame. The security guard was over the line, full stop.

She was paid to do it for a Bitcoin company, it wasn’t just a lark.

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01 Jul 2021, 9:28 pm

MushroomPrincess wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

People that do that sort of thing crave attention.I don’t think she minded.In this day and age you would expect it to happen.

Shadow1888 wrote:

Isnt she in the wrong also for dressing that way and getting caught up in that situation?

This sounds an awful lot like "She was asking for it" to be honest. I'd prefer if we don't victim blame. The security guard was over the line, full stop.

She was paid but (yes) it doesn't mean the male security get a pass to feel her up.

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01 Jul 2021, 9:39 pm

cyberdad wrote:

MushroomPrincess wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

People that do that sort of thing crave attention.I don’t think she minded.In this day and age you would expect it to happen.

Shadow1888 wrote:

Isnt she in the wrong also for dressing that way and getting caught up in that situation?

This sounds an awful lot like "She was asking for it" to be honest. I'd prefer if we don't victim blame. The security guard was over the line, full stop.

She was paid but (yes) it doesn't mean the male security get a pass to feel her up.

I don’t know if that was their intention or to cover the ad. If she wasn’t wearing an advertisement I would say they were totally in the wrong.It sure did give them the opportunity to grope.Let’s send a male onto the field next with an add on the back of his shorts and see what happens.
And yes, people streak for attention.What would be the purpose if no one saw you?

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