Man dies after choking on ‘live octopus’

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05 Nov 2023, 4:30 pm

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But if you wanna try actual cooked mucous just go to your nearest fine French restaurant and order escargot. The stuff that live snails are covered is the same stuff that lines your nose. Lol!


Sounds like a good way to spend over $100 on a plate of fried snot. :lol:
Pretty sure I can make that at home.

Wut? :?

Where are people paying $100 for an order of escargot? :?

They're more like $9-12ish. Something like that. Typically come with a half dozen or so baked in a ceramic dish that's custom made to cook them in, topped with garlic butter. Either 6 or 8 fit in the 6 or 8 little escargot sized indents in the dish.

And they aren't a snot-like consistency at all. More like eating muscles or clams sort of. Taste pretty good. Even my 8yo nephew likes eating them when they're on a menu and he's allowed to order an appetizer - sometimes he'll just order a double order of escargot and have that as his entire meal.


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05 Nov 2023, 4:38 pm

^ Next you'll tell me it's not a car hole, it's a garage.


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05 Nov 2023, 5:37 pm

It’s mostly storage for tools, sporting goods, decorations, food, and a motorcycle.. but there’s also a car in it right now, too, so could qualify as a car hole.


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05 Nov 2023, 5:39 pm

Car hole sounds like a Cleveland or Parma pothole.


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05 Nov 2023, 5:47 pm

I am a picky eater. I'd probably throw up trying to eat an octopus.


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05 Nov 2023, 6:26 pm

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Car hole sounds like a Cleveland or Parma pothole.

I have heard the term "car port", but never "car hole".



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05 Nov 2023, 6:47 pm

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Car hole sounds like a Cleveland or Parma pothole.

I have heard the term "car port", but never "car hole".

It’s a quote from a Simpsons episode where Moe the bartender says it.


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05 Nov 2023, 6:57 pm

Americans should be more willing to eat food that fights back!

Such cuisine ...uses up calories in comparable amounts to what you get from it...ergo...you loose weight! :D



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05 Nov 2023, 10:06 pm

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Americans should be more willing to eat food that fights back!

Such cuisine ...uses up calories in comparable amounts to what you get from it...ergo...you loose weight! :D

Once upon a time we did that with spears and clubs. We didn't eat much without it unless we went vegan.


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06 Nov 2023, 1:46 am

techstepgenr8tion wrote:
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Americans should be more willing to eat food that fights back!

Such cuisine ...uses up calories in comparable amounts to what you get from it...ergo...you loose weight! :D

Once upon a time we did that with spears and clubs. We didn't eat much without it unless we went vegan.


But the food stopped fighting once we killed it. We usually didnt usually stuff raw living animals into our faces.



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06 Nov 2023, 2:32 am

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But the food stopped fighting once we killed it. We usually didnt usually stuff raw living animals into our faces.

Not as a rule, maybe as pissing contests to see who in the tribe is more cold-blooded, but yeah this is premodern behavior. At least with extreme sports people are perfecting a craft, with this there's no such gain.


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06 Nov 2023, 3:23 am

Amazonian Amerinds east caterpillars. Usually cooked, but not always.

When they eat them live...its looks like folks eating big fat french fries...that are alive and squirming around.

But caterpillars cant really put up a serious fight, and choke you to death.

But non human animals do have the problem with their prey. In the Smithsonian there is a spectacular fossil on display of a six foot fish...in the throat of a 14 foot long fish. The later pounced on the former and choked while trying swallow it. Both died and fell to the sea bottom...where they both fossilized...and now 100 million years later...a bunch of hairless apes gawk at them both!



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06 Nov 2023, 9:57 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Amazonian Amerinds east caterpillars. Usually cooked, but not always.

When they eat them live...its looks like folks eating big fat french fries...that are alive and squirming around.

But caterpillars cant really put up a serious fight, and choke you to death.

But non human animals do have the problem with their prey. In the Smithsonian there is a spectacular fossil on display of a six foot fish...in the throat of a 14 foot long fish. The later pounced on the former and choked while trying swallow it. Both died and fell to the sea bottom...where they both fossilized...and now 100 million years later...a bunch of hairless apes gawk at them both!


There is a “fish within a fish” fossil in Kansas. It is quite famous.

https://kansassampler.org/8wondersofkan ... e%20museum.



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06 Nov 2023, 1:20 pm

Actually I think that thats the thing I was thinking of.



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06 Nov 2023, 3:06 pm

techstepgenr8tion wrote:
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But the food stopped fighting once we killed it. We usually didnt usually stuff raw living animals into our faces.

Not as a rule, maybe as pissing contests to see who in the tribe is more cold-blooded, but yeah this is premodern behavior. At least with extreme sports people are perfecting a craft, with this there's no such gain.

Yeah, there are some weird foods considered "delicacies," around the world that don't make any sense at all.. especially if they don't taste good, don't have any real nutritional value, and even worse if they come from endangered species. Just makes no sense at all some of the things people eat "because it's tradition that it's a delicacy therefor I'm supposed to be delighted to consume it." Bizarre. I mean, I'll try things.. but some things just make no sense for anyone to eat at all. Like wtf? Some guy tasted something 500 years ago, it was f*****g gross, and he convinced everyone around him to scale a mountain and collect some for themselves to try as some masterminded prank and now descendants of those gullible people scale mountains to put some bitter nasty crap in their mouths.


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06 Nov 2023, 9:25 pm

goldfish21 wrote:
techstepgenr8tion wrote:
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But the food stopped fighting once we killed it. We usually didnt usually stuff raw living animals into our faces.

Not as a rule, maybe as pissing contests to see who in the tribe is more cold-blooded, but yeah this is premodern behavior. At least with extreme sports people are perfecting a craft, with this there's no such gain.

Yeah, there are some weird foods considered "delicacies," around the world that don't make any sense at all.. especially if they don't taste good, don't have any real nutritional value, and even worse if they come from endangered species. Just makes no sense at all some of the things people eat "because it's tradition that it's a delicacy therefor I'm supposed to be delighted to consume it." Bizarre. I mean, I'll try things.. but some things just make no sense for anyone to eat at all. Like wtf? Some guy tasted something 500 years ago, it was f*****g gross, and he convinced everyone around him to scale a mountain and collect some for themselves to try as some masterminded prank and now descendants of those gullible people scale mountains to put some bitter nasty crap in their mouths.

very few examples of that.

Far more examples of the opposite. Folks avoiding nutrious food sources because of taboos.