9-year-old author reveals secrets of picking up girls

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I find this kid's advice to be refreshing in its contrast to the "nice guys finish last / girls love jerks" jargon that proliferates everywhere lately (not good for girls who actually do like nice guys).

He's encouraging boys to act like traditional gentlemen - respect your elders, be courteous, take care of your appearance, take the time to talk to a variety of girls even if they're plain-looking, and learn how to pick yourself up and move on when things don't go your way.

I wish all guys learned to think that way at a young age, or at least grew to think that way as adults.

^^ I am not saying that these advices aren't good . You are not getting it at all: a kid at this age can't have the enough amount of experience in order to reach that level of wisdom! The whole thing is a hoax.

And why you didn't comment about "fact of life" , "life is hard" , "boys like magnets and girls like metal" and "high maintenance" .Can't you see anything creep about all this?

the kid doesn't sound sexist to me, he sounds like a male talking about females LePetitPrince and from what i know the majority of 'attractive' girls i've met are the most flawed because all they care about are their looks so they forget about personality.

a guy's like a magnet and a girl's like the metal, sexist? hell no!
if a guy's confident girls will flock towards him the same as if a girl's attractive to certain guys those certain guys will flock to her.

this kid is just talking from a guys perspective/point of view, if a girl said the same would you consider it sexist?

i swear anti-sexists are the most sexist people.

Don't swear wrong things too much or god is going to burn you in hell .

Exactly.




And at which age you realized that?



You learned that at which age?




From a general guy perspective , exactly , not from a kid perspective.




Yes.

as there's no god or hell i guess i don't need to worry.

i learnt the whole 'beauty or personality' thing at around six years old, at which point i also realised the majority of those that are wealthy are also snobby, i knew several girls who were either attractive or rich and all of them were b*tches because they had something everyone wanted and thought they were better because of it.

i learnt the flocking towards etc at the same sort of age, as soon as i started school. that's why girls of all ages focked towards me, not because i was cool or confident, but because i was eccentric and didn''t realise the social view on confidence and so i'm guessing the girls saw that as being confident

"From a general guy perspective , exactly , not from a kid perspective."
does that mean children are transgender until they mature?
i see adverts and programs claiming boys think girls have 'cooties' or fleas and find it offensive, i never thought like that and no guys i know thought that either.

^^ Are you sure that you are not recalling people in your childhood from your current perspective now?

But well well ...what can I say? You are an expert Dr.Wiseman since birth.

The kid alHow to Talk to Moms

mocking me only shows you to be more immature, i'm giving my point of view and that's it.

i look back on my life all the time and see things from many different perspectives as i've had to to survive, back then i thought everyone was mocking me but now i realise i was wrong. i spoke to a girl who i hadn't seen in eight or so years and she remembered me as a kid everyone loved at primary school, i thought everyone thought i was a freak but it turned out after all these years they thought i was great.

^^ awww, you are so man, I already want to breed with you and give birth to adult-kids who are just like you when you were kid.

So you answered before from your current perspective , thanks for answering my question.

Gotcha!

are you going to continue mocking me or am i going to have to ignore you?




what you need to understand is i have asperger syndrome and was pretty psychologically impaired as a child, back then i'd think someone telling a joke was supposed to be funny but if i told the same joke i'd feel like i was in thw wrong. i knew everything then i do now when it comes to social activity, i just can't grasp it myself. i could write a pretty successful dating guide as i know (just like i did back then) what needs to be said to get a girl interested, but i fail when it comes to saying that sort of material in person.
the best way i can describe myself is as a manager, i can't play football but i could train and put together a decent team (hypothetical situation of course).