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01 Oct 2008, 12:37 am

Spokane_Girl wrote:
But the bad thing is you guys have to deal with blue balls


females can experience a similar condition IIRC. And 'maintenance' of penii is easier. quicker and less intensive.

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and when you accidentally sit on it, it hurts


rarely had problems with that. i presume you mesn the testicles; RARELY does THAT happen unless you're intnetionally trying to squish them.

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and it can feel uncomfortable when your underwear pushes it against your body. That's why some men wear boxers. Some wear nothing under their pants.


another advantage of multilayered clothings. I remember some people using their briefs to hold their penis so the erection does not stick out


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01 Oct 2008, 12:47 am

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all you need is good kegle muscles to pee standing up. I lived in Hawaii, and when I went to the bushes to squat and pee the local ladies laughed at me and stood up and showed me how. They taught me how to direct the stream and how to push the kegel muscles to make the flow strong and even how to use my fingers (sanitarily) to direct the stream. I have kept up the kegel muscles ever since.


apparently too much work to maintain. Advantage of males: easy maintence of tool! No high-maintenance necessary! Gun turret comes included!

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Occasionally the curious ask, but all I can think of is how much they are missing out with their boyfriends by not having strong clasping muscles the kegels give ya'.


I see what you did there


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01 Oct 2008, 8:35 pm

Warsie wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
all you need is good kegle muscles to pee standing up. I lived in Hawaii, and when I went to the bushes to squat and pee the local ladies laughed at me and stood up and showed me how. They taught me how to direct the stream and how to push the kegel muscles to make the flow strong and even how to use my fingers (sanitarily) to direct the stream. I have kept up the kegel muscles ever since.


apparently too much work to maintain.


sorry about your girlfriend, Warsie.

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Advantage of males: easy maintence of tool! No high-maintenance necessary! Gun turret comes included!


but it won't always be like that, will it. . . .

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Occasionally the curious ask, but all I can think of is how much they are missing out with their boyfriends by not having strong clasping muscles the kegels give ya'.


I see what you did there

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02 Oct 2008, 7:55 pm

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We can write our names in the snow with em too :)

Apparently you have never heard of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeko_Kubota"]Shigeko Kubota[/url]'s "Vagina Painting"

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Warsie wrote:
And 'maintenance' of penii is easier. quicker and less intensive.

Many uncircumcised (or loosely circumcised) men will tell you a little extra maintenance is not a big inconvenience. Besides, how exactly does one maintain a vulva?


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02 Oct 2008, 8:36 pm

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jrknothead wrote:
We can write our names in the snow with em too :)

Apparently you have never heard of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeko_Kubota"]Shigeko Kubota[/url]'s "Vagina Painting"


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And 'maintenance' of penii is easier. quicker and less intensive.

Many uncircumcised (or loosely circumcised) men will tell you a little extra maintenance is not a big inconvenience. Besides, how exactly does one maintain a vulva?



my first thought was "Lot's of kisses!"


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02 Oct 2008, 8:46 pm

sinsboldly wrote:

Warsie wrote:
Besides, how exactly does one maintain a vulva?



my first thought was "Lots of kisses!"


Merle


Liquid came shooting out of my nose when I read that :D