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22 May 2021, 9:36 pm

So, are mice afraid of cucumbers like cats are? :chin:


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22 May 2021, 10:41 pm

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Ritalin withdrawal and amphetamine withdrawal in my experience causes an uptick in appetite.


Yep this is true, but there are more potent appetite suppressants for the micies.



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23 May 2021, 4:38 am

Maybe Australian farmers should just give up, and then...harvest the mice themselves. Grind them up into sausages.



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23 May 2021, 5:03 am

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Maybe Australian farmers should just give up, and then...harvest the mice themselves. Grind them up into sausages.


Technically grain fed mice should taste like pork. In India the Irula tribe in southern India actually are permitted to hunt paddy rats which they cook and eat. The Irula have an abundance of protein and the farmers get a bumper rice harvest.



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23 May 2021, 8:15 am

They would make decent shish-kabobs. Toss on the barbie.
Here are some recipes, now get cooking.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/kinfood.tu ... d-rats/amp


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23 May 2021, 4:35 pm

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They would make decent shish-kabobs. Toss on the barbie.
Here are some recipes, now get cooking.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/kinfood.tu ... d-rats/amp


Actually I am sure Lucas inserts that meme in at least one Star wars movie on Tatooie. a rodent shish-kebab.



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23 May 2021, 5:11 pm

You all have to eat the mice to get rid off them.It’s your patriotic duty as a citizen.
Start with a few beers to wash them down, you’ll get used to it and might even start to like them.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news18 ... 51967.html


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23 May 2021, 5:14 pm

Masticate a mouse for 'merica?


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23 May 2021, 5:15 pm

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Masticate a mouse for 'merica?

We prefer squirrels.


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24 May 2021, 3:23 am

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Masticate a mouse for 'merica?

We prefer squirrels.


Heavens no! they seem so cute!



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24 May 2021, 3:24 am

Misslizard wrote:
You all have to eat the mice to get rid off them.It’s your patriotic duty as a citizen.
Start with a few beers to wash them down, you’ll get used to it and might even start to like them.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news18 ... 51967.html


I suppose deep fried and they would just be crispy huh...ok you've sold me on the idea



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24 May 2021, 7:56 am

If you only you could get those damned aliens that are plaguing your Gold Coast, and ...play them off against the mice!

Martians against mice!

They could Zap the little rascals with anti gravity rays ...so the mice will float off into space en masse. Or like that.



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24 May 2021, 9:33 am

cyberdad wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
Masticate a mouse for 'merica?

We prefer squirrels.


Heavens no! they seem so cute!

It’s chicken of the tree.


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24 May 2021, 9:41 am

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Masticate a mouse for 'merica?
What?!  Masticate in public?!

What next ... public osculation?

I am shocked!

Shocked, I say!





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24 May 2021, 10:01 am

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If you only you could get those damned aliens that are plaguing your Gold Coast, and ...play them off against the mice!

Martians against mice!

They could Zap the little rascals with anti gravity rays ...so the mice will float off into space en masse. Or like that.

Maybe the aliens are mice and this is just the start of their world domination plan.


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24 May 2021, 10:07 am

Misslizard wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
If you only you could get those damned aliens that are plaguing your Gold Coast, and ...play them off against the mice!  Martians against mice!  They could Zap the little rascals with anti gravity rays ...so the mice will float off into space en masse. Or like that.
Maybe the aliens are mice and this is just the start of their world domination plan.
"These creatures you call mice you see are not quite as they appear, they are merely the protrusions into our dimension of vast, hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings." -- Slartibartfast, explaining mice to Arthur Dent, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy