Fnord wrote:
She has not spoken to me ever since I pointed out that (due to global warming) polar bears and grizzly bears were encroaching on each others' territories, mating, and producing offspring with mixed-breed features.
Brings to mind one of my aunts who did speak to me again but never about the topic of how band names and other things are satanic acronyms.
One evening in late 1980s she was going on about that, stuff like band name Rush is for Ruled Under Satan's Hand, and without even a nanosecond to create and analyze the thought I blurted out
"Oh, you mean like how your initials mean you were Satan's Main Woman before you married and now you are Satan's Main Helper."To this day she has never again brought up that topic in a family gathering I've been at.
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