Monkey urinates on Zambian President

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25 Jun 2009, 10:56 pm

Monkey urinates on Zambian President

Zimbabwe born Zambian President Rupiah Banda was humiliated by a tree monkey which urinated on him while he held a news conference on the economy in the capital Lusaka.

‘The leaders of the opposition are against… ah, anditundira – ‘he has urinated on me!’ Banda shouted in Zimbabwean language Shona before journalists broke into laughter.

Mr Banda then jokingly attacked the offender saying:

“You [monkey] have urinated on my jacket.” (ZimEye, Zimbabwe)

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26 Jun 2009, 3:55 am

Monkey FTW!

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26 Jun 2009, 5:55 am

This is so funny I forwarded the link to 4 people!

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26 Jun 2009, 9:45 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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27 Jun 2009, 4:39 pm

everyone's a critic...

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27 Jun 2009, 6:19 pm

Was the monkey making a political statement or did he just have to go?

What are President Banda's policies towards monkeys?

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27 Jun 2009, 9:10 pm

It's rather sad that people take pleasure in hunting monkeys sometimes =( .

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28 Jun 2009, 2:01 pm

Monkey: Oooh oooh... More banana for monkey... you no give... okay... TAKE THIS!! !

*wees*

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28 Jun 2009, 4:29 pm

When I first read the headline I thought it was the Zimbabwean president, which would have been a much better story.

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29 Jun 2009, 10:45 am

steelback wrote:

When I first read the headline I thought it was the Zimbabwean president, which would have been a much better story.

Those were my first thoughts too - shame it wasn't Mugabe who got peed on!

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29 Jun 2009, 12:05 pm

NobelCynic wrote:

Was the monkey making a political statement or did he just have to go?

The monkey could have gone anywhere but he urinated on the president. That must say something. :lol:

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29 Jun 2009, 12:06 pm

Locustman wrote:

shame it wasn't Mugabe who got peed on!

Shame it was not Nick Griffin, Jo O'Meara, Michael Savage, Fred Phelps and Jade Goody peed on.

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09 Jul 2009, 8:45 pm

Nah.... Its a simian tradition ***** his brother.

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10 Jul 2009, 5:02 pm

Pissed off topic

Better than a shoe throw.

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12 Jul 2009, 11:59 am

sartresue wrote:

Pissed off topic

Off or on?

I guess a little of both. He is pissed off because he was pissed on.