Women Glues Cheating Husband's Genitals

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04 Aug 2009, 11:16 pm

Link to Article here.


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04 Aug 2009, 11:48 pm

They must have been inspired by Eloise in "Reservoir Dogs".



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05 Aug 2009, 3:25 am

Whatever happened to chopping people's parts off?


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05 Aug 2009, 9:56 am

Heh heh, people are so silly.


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05 Aug 2009, 11:04 am

A sticky situation topic

Now he has a glue gun. Crazy. Very difficult to remove.


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05 Aug 2009, 2:46 pm

wow 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O



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05 Aug 2009, 2:49 pm

That's gonna leave a mark...;)



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05 Aug 2009, 4:32 pm

Well I hope he enjoyed his fun while it lasted, he's gone from screwing 4 women to none :lol:


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06 Aug 2009, 5:24 pm

Would I be being cruel and immature if I said I found that thread heading hilarious?

Probably ... but I see a potential song title there.

Obviously the article isn't so hilarious, but then ... makes a refreshing change from baking your cheating husband a special anniversary pie and filling it with dog food!



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07 Aug 2009, 4:55 am

hahaha



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07 Aug 2009, 8:42 am

It's still there..... he won't be using it for a while but he's still got it. Maybe I should post this one my frig just to give the hubs the idea that cheating on me would be a very bad idea. j/k



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07 Aug 2009, 7:52 pm

Glueing it to his stomach is not very imaginative.

She might have glued his hand to it.


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07 Aug 2009, 9:43 pm

NobelCynic wrote:
Glueing it to his stomach is not very imaginative.

She might have glued his hand to it.

That would have been funnier. :lol:



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08 Aug 2009, 2:00 am

Quite a horrible idea the idea of being glued in that way. I am glad that nothing like that has ever happened to me.


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08 Aug 2009, 5:42 am

WTF :lol: poor guy


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08 Aug 2009, 6:22 am

I bet the man wouldn't do that again..I hate those kind of boys..They remind me of my stupid womanizer father!! ! :evil:


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