Soviet KGB destroyed Hitler's body in 1970

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11 Dec 2009, 7:51 am

No zombie Hitler? :(

Damn commies.



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11 Dec 2009, 9:30 am

You fight Zombie Hitler at the end of the original "Bionic Commando" and the remake for PS3/Xbox360.



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11 Dec 2009, 3:26 pm

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13 Dec 2009, 12:29 am

Was it true that Hitler only had one...you know?


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13 Dec 2009, 6:10 am

Danielismyname wrote:
No zombie Hitler? :(

Damn commies.


Cheer up. Wasn't there a movie called "The boys from Brazil" where they raised a whole bunch of Hitler clones?



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13 Dec 2009, 7:43 am

Oh, please. That's just their excuse for why nobody found Hitler's body - "we had it, but conveniently decided to get rid of it". Yeah, right. We all know that he's really still alive and in charge of the secret Nazi UFO base in Antarctica!



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13 Dec 2009, 9:24 am

Then Hitler is about 120 years old which would make him the oldest person in the world. The extreme cold in Antarctica must make his joints awful sore.



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19 Dec 2009, 5:02 pm

Maybe this finally being revealed is why the entrance sign was stolen from the Auschwitz death camp. :idea:



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19 Dec 2009, 10:50 pm

Sheesh, first the Germans burned it, then the Soviets...anyone for 'twice-cooked' Hitler?...;)


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19 Dec 2009, 11:55 pm

Yes he is dead... but he came back as a cat

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20 Dec 2009, 3:39 am

Tim_Tex wrote:
Was it true that Hitler only had one...you know?


Sung to the tune of the Col. Bogie march:

Hitler... had only just one ball
Goebels had two, but rather small
Heinrich Himler.. was somewhat similar
And Hermann Goering, had no balls at all.

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23 Dec 2009, 3:45 pm

Oregon wrote:
Yes he is dead... but he came back as a cat

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23 Dec 2009, 9:35 pm

Wombat wrote:
Danielismyname wrote:
No zombie Hitler? :(

Damn commies.


Cheer up. Wasn't there a movie called "The boys from Brazil" where they raised a whole bunch of Hitler clones?


The flaw in Levin's premis is that reproducing the genetics of Hitler will reproduce the persona of Hitler. Even if the cloning could be done, the outcome would probably not be what is expected.

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23 Dec 2009, 10:16 pm

Arcanyn wrote:
Oh, please. That's just their excuse for why nobody found Hitler's body - "we had it, but conveniently decided to get rid of it". Yeah, right. We all know that he's really still alive and in charge of the secret Nazi UFO base in Antarctica!


I am glad they got rid of it, for who would want it except those that want to "worship" him.
He was an "EVIL" man who plunged the world into war.


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