Moose! Moose in the apple tree!

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Reading this I just have to ask: how? A drunk moose in an apple tree, high enough that they need to cut branches to get it down. Amazing.

http://news.yahoo.com/seemingly-drunk-s ... 37382.html

"But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson's garden, where she was still resting Thursday."

Was Thursday tired?

"A møøse once bit my sister.

"No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge--her brother-in-law--an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

"Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti..."

--With apøløgies to Terry Gilliam and Terry Jønes.

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

From that picture, it's sort of difficult to tell how high up the moose actually is. Seems low enough that the moose could have gotten stuck while trying to reach more of the apples, yet still high enough that it wouldn't be able to touch the ground with its hooves once it got up in the tree.