Oh! Vermont!
There have always been sharks swimming on suburban streets in New Jersey.
As someone from New Orleans, Prepare, no power or water, food, and emergency workers do not get their feet wet.
After the storm passes you will be ringed by National Guard on land, Coast Guard on the water, with machine guns, letting no one in or out for a week.
Then you will be occupied by FBI, DEA, FEMA, Corp of Engineers, till the evidence is removed and the records sealed for fifty years by a Federal Judge.
Anti Terror Squads with fixed bayonets will set up road blocks, drag whole families out of cars, face down on the ground, with a gun pointed at their heads.
If someone gives you a bottle of water, demand a bill of sale, for if you cannot prove ownership, you can be jailed or shot for looting. Government agents dressed as National Guard entrap people this way.
Banks can foreclose in a year, Insurance Companies are supposed to pay within a year, but could be fined $10 if they take two.
The Red Cross is mostly Scientology, looking to prey on the weak.
Men with automatic weapons will herd people onto busses, and dump them thousands of miles away. You cannot take your pets. You cannot get out of line and go get your worldly goods, Clothes on your back, then Kansas, or in this case, Detroit.
Almost a third of New Orleans never came back, as they lost everything, and had nightmares.
Get cash in small bills, bottled water, a backpack. Dress for extended outdoor stays, boots, raincoat, hat. ATMs and gas pumps go down with the power.
The Media will have nothing good to say about you, the government help failed because you are ungrateful troublemaking looters. Religious Leaders will say it is because you are sinners, and Baal knows about it.
But overall enjoy it, it is a once in a lifetime event, because doing it twice will kill you.
After the storm passes, and things quite down, well, the death rate in New Orleans was 700% of the national over the next three years. That stress stuff catches up, stroke, heart attack, and hospitals are full of people who needed a bed.
Take it for what it is, Human Comedy.
Obama knew about this storm for days, and did nothing, if he were a real President, he would have ordered it out to sea.
It was Obama who had Ben Lauden dumped in the ocean, and now the ocean is invading New York!
Too much hype, it is just a Hurricane turned Blizzard, becoming a thousand year flood.
The rest of the country, locked in drought, would welcome any water.
Rude stuckup New Yorkers complaining about anything. Gripe, gripe, gripe.
A million to one they demand another bailout!
We poor and uneducated should bail out our betters. Well, New York is just too good for us, so clean up your own mess. You could have built levees, installed pumps, and moved the whole city to higher ground.
God would not have punished them unless they were guilty of something!
Cash in small bills, a back pack of water, dress like a homeless person.