Flatulence, Not turbulence forces plane landing

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10 Dec 2006, 5:41 pm

http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210


Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.


American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.


By Samuel Shu, The Tennessean
Last updated: 12/5/2006 3:07:10



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10 Dec 2006, 9:28 pm

:lol:



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11 Dec 2006, 1:43 pm

how.....................sad

and yet.................funny.



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12 Dec 2006, 5:22 pm

Ha ha Mrs Flatulence is grounded.



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17 Dec 2006, 9:39 am

She might have had fish odour syndrome: this is where a person smells of rotten fish due to a metabolic disorder. I don't know if there is any special diet they could have to stop them from smelling so bad.


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18 Dec 2006, 12:06 am

Isn't intestinal gas methane??? Aren't airplanes pressurized with oxygen??? Lighting matches on a plane doesn't sound like a good idea, especially if it's filled with a flammable gas!! !



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18 Dec 2006, 1:41 am

Isn't it rather hypocritical that you're allowed to bring 4 books of matches aboard, but not a set of nail clippers or shampoo?



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18 Dec 2006, 2:15 am

welcome to the world of the airlines. "please sit down and go ahead and light a match, we'll be sure to send you first class to be questioned in Gtmo.