[ ORLY? ] UK Spy Died 'Acidentally'?

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13 Nov 2013, 8:12 pm

Raphael Satter of Associated Press wrote:
More than three years after the naked, decomposing body of British spy Gareth Williams was discovered stuffed inside a locked gym bag at the bottom of his bathtub ... London's Metropolitan Police said Wednesday that their investigation had found that Williams likely died in an accident with no one else involved.

Source: MSN News Article

Police concluded that it was possible for Williams to climb inside the sports bag and lock it. However, police couldn't find Williams' DNA on the lock, palm prints on the rim of the bath, or footprints in the bathroom itself.

Thus continues the fall of the British Empire ...


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13 Nov 2013, 9:45 pm

Why in God's name would you want to climb into a gym bag in the first place?!?!?!


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13 Nov 2013, 11:35 pm

I remember this. It was implied at the time that it was part of the man's sexual fetish. The investigation claimed that possibly Williams locked himself in the bag for sexual gratification, but his family didn't buy it...



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14 Nov 2013, 12:10 am

staremaster wrote:
I remember this. It was implied at the time that it was part of the man's sexual fetish. The investigation claimed that possibly Williams locked himself in the bag for sexual gratification, but his family didn't buy it...

maybe thats why he became a spy so he could get locked in bags



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19 Nov 2013, 1:05 am

Fnord wrote:
Raphael Satter of Associated Press wrote:
More than three years after the naked, decomposing body of British spy Gareth Williams was discovered stuffed inside a locked gym bag at the bottom of his bathtub ... London's Metropolitan Police said Wednesday that their investigation had found that Williams likely died in an accident with no one else involved.

Source: MSN News Article

Police concluded that it was possible for Williams to climb inside the sports bag and lock it. However, police couldn't find Williams' DNA on the lock, palm prints on the rim of the bath, or footprints in the bathroom itself.

Thus continues the fall of the British Empire ...


Yeah, that's bollocks. The poor sap probably found something out that he shouldn't have. Sadly we'll never know.


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