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Some twit has decided that little 6-year-old Jonbenet Ramsey was not tragically murdered after all.

He has deduced that her parents 'faked her death', raised her secretly, gave her a new identity, and that she is:

Katy Perry!?!

Pop princess, and ex-wife of Russel Brand!

Notwithstanding that there are heartbreaking and doubtless illegally obtained autopsy photos of the poor child.

I thought that she was finally allowed to rest in peace, but apparently not.

Sigh.

Except that before KP was a pop star she was a Christian singer and has a pretty solid documented history with a different set of parents. There are quite a few other people of the right approximate age, but few are so spectacular. To me that has the feel of some people who loudly proclaim they have past lives & somehow those lives were rarely just peasants, miller's wives, goatherds...

People will often make/assert conspiracy theories of anything because it fits some emotional need of theirs. My mom is convinced that nothing NASA has ever done above say 75,000 feet was real & it was all faked. It all stemmed from one incident around the time of the moon landing that had more to do with the person she was arguing with and I'm guessing it just snowballed over the years. Now she does it more for the attention of being contrary than anything else, I'm guessing.

Besides, I think the real conspiracy surrounding KP is that no one has ever seen her actually dance.

The theory is probably a put-on.

As laughable as (but a lot sicker) than the 1980's National Lampoon suggestion that Lena Horne had a love child by Liberace who grew up to be Micheal Jackson.

Apparently some conspiracy theorists on the Internet are giving some credence to this idea.

So where he got this notion I do not know, but I wish he/they would leave that child alone.......

Why don't they pick on Baby Lisa.......her fate is unknown, her body never found, so she COULD be alive, and have

a different identity.

Katy Perry was apparently six years old when JonBenot was born. So the theory doesnt look good.

Unless...

They faked both KP's birth certificate, AND Jonbenot's death!

You are right;

That is exactly what this guy is saying.

That all of Katy Perry's personal history is fake.

Sigh.

And the Lindbergh baby wasn't really murdered either!

He grew up to be Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

And they faked his death for the second time just last week!

For some nefarious reason, or other.

Scalia/Lindbergh is now living with Elvis, and the two are co- rulers of a tribe in Darkest New Guinea.

Excellent!

Thank you SO much for clearing all of that up for me.....

Just one thing, though...

Elvis was not who most people think he was....

Elvis was the twin who died; Aron was the twin who lived and became famous.

His parents hid the truth and buried little Elvis as his brother, for Nefarious Reasons.

JFK was not killed on 11/22/'63, because he wasn't really alive! He had died after being sworn in of his Addison's disease, and so brother Bobby, Jackie, and LBJ had had an intricate system of radio control devices attached to his corpse, and controlled by ex-marine and puppeteer, Lee Harvey Oswald. When Kennedy's embalmed corpse began smelling ripe, it was decided to give the President a magnificent death at the hands of his puppeteer, Oswald, in order to keep the fact that the country had been governed by a corpse a secret forever. Ruby was then hired to kill Oswald, so he could never tell the world the truth. Because there had been an obvious conspiracy involved, people like Jim Garrison misconstrued the truth, and focused on a plot to kill the President, rather than on the truth, that his death had been faked... long after he had died.