China bans seductive eating of Bananas... Seriously!

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22 May 2016, 6:14 pm

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from ... e-36226141

China has officially banned the seductive eating of BANANAS in all forms, out of fear of bad social behavior and unrest.

You can now be fined and jailed for seductively eating a Banana in person and/or posting it online for all to see.
You can also be fined and jailed for not reporting seductive banana eating...

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22 May 2016, 6:20 pm

Luckily, the seductive eating of Chinese Sausages is still very legal. --How's that for trade protection?

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22 May 2016, 6:47 pm

That's hilarious.

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22 May 2016, 6:55 pm

I guess I shouldn't be surprised since in Korea they banned blue jeans because of their being a so-called American icon. Never mind that jeans first emerged in several European cities and are still being used as protective garments.

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22 May 2016, 8:27 pm

I bet they still love licking their ice cream out of a cone.

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22 May 2016, 8:36 pm

I find this hilarious since it brings me back to grade school lunch

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23 May 2016, 6:10 am

Jacoby wrote:

I find this hilarious since it brings me back to grade school lunch

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You can laugh all you want but I can envision something like that happining in places in the US. I can see SJW's wanting to ban bannanas completly because it encourages men who they believe are born rapists to do thier thing, and not only that it is yellow so it is also racist. The thing is the SJW's could ally with fundementalists and get this passed.

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23 May 2016, 6:16 am

What are they going to do about their cucumber problem? :mrgreen:

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23 May 2016, 1:26 pm

And what about male entertainers?

Are they going to continue to tolerate hunky men eating oysters, or dried peaches online?

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23 May 2016, 3:41 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

And what about male entertainers?

Are they going to continue to tolerate hunky men eating oysters, or dried peaches online?

you saying peach made me think of this ridiculous scene from this ridiculous movie

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23 May 2016, 6:17 pm

I don't think there are any foods that can't be eaten in a seductive way if one is creative enough. They don't even have to look like body parts. I could have someone lick whipped cream off my - okay, I'll stop. :eew:

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23 May 2016, 6:39 pm

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... dCream.jpg

A little whipped cream on the tip of a finger can...go a long way!

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24 May 2016, 4:15 pm

I can tie a knot in the stem of a Maraschino cherry with my tongue ... will that get me arrested in China?

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25 May 2016, 1:18 pm

Probably not...unless you were to also pop the ...

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