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Man Arrested for Printing Kiddie Porn at Kinko's
May 2nd, 2007 @ 10:42am
(KSL News) South Salt Lake police arrested a man after he was found printing off child porn at Kinko's.

Samuel Chandler faces a staggering 234 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor, one for each image found on computer disks in his possession at the time of his arrest.

When police approached Chandler after being called by two other customers he told them he didn't have a computer at home and so was forced to use the computers and printers at Kinko's.

Police are now trying to determine where Chandler got the disks.

Is he one of those "Mormon Lost Boys" ??
After all, they marry their multiple wives young. (Don't they??)

Yeah... Fundamentalist Mormonism is just pedophilia in disguise. But this guy looks like the stereotype garden variety pervert. Check out the mug shot..

some people need to be put out of there misery. maybe one of his wives will do the honor

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIP_os5Wu0c[/youtube]

eeeww Yeah he looks like your classic pedophile, but hes missing the coke bottle glasses

Last edited by TheResistance on 02 May 2007, 6:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.

According to the attached video, when confronted in the store, apparently he said something like, "Well, I have to print them here... I don't have a computer at home..."

And it's not like he was printing something trivial like a dissertation or a tax form. I mean it was a life necessity - people should respect his right to do that!! [/sarcasm]

That video posted by The Machine 1 has got to be one of the funniest clips I have ever watched. I can't imagine how that burglar got through that without serious injury.

I know - I was surprised that he even stood up after he hit his head in that first fall.

Goes to show, most of the time 'criminal intelligence' is an oxymoron....

I concur. Laughing my a** off. Literally.

Yeah when he got up on that ladder and I saw the video still had alot of time left I began
an uncontrollable evil laugh as I knew what was coming

It's a good thing most criminals are morons. They can be caught and brought out of society, and provide us with some entertainment too.

I recall some years ago a 'criminal' in my town tried to rob the local Building Society with a banana hidden inside a sock... Apparently events then proceeded as follows:

- Bank clerk points out that it's a banana, laughs, yet still puts up the protective metal screen (routine, presumably).
- Robber threatens cashier with a small pair of scissors.
- Robber gives up, runs out into street and attempts to remove balaclava.
- Robber struggles to remove tight-fitting balaclava and, being unable to see where he's going, runs headfirst into the side of a phonebox, knocking himself out.
- Robber is caught, and becomes a local laughing stock.

Alwayts makes me laugh.

Reminds me of the guy in my home town, that decided it would be a smart idea to pull an armed robbery of a gun store. Then the shopkeeper, two clerks and half a dozen patrons pulled their concealed weapons on him...