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Students at Sarah Lawrence College, a posh, private liberal arts college in New York consistently ranked one of the most expensive colleges in the nation
That explains everything really.
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It became fierce fodder for students the second time it was posted as they debated on Facebook a student’s release of her pet snake on campus. The student has claimed she was only given an hour by campus officials to get rid of the baby python, which she had purchased for therapeutic reasons. She told peers that, in a panic, she let it loose into the wilds of Sarah Lawrence near a student dorm by the North Lawn.
Therapeutic reasons?! A
snake?!
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But then some students expressed anger that their peers appeared more upset about a python on the loose, as well as another controversy regarding a popular tree on campus slated for removal, than racism and alleged hate crimes at the school, which costs $65,550 annually in tuition and other fees.
Yes, "alleged" hate crimes. No evidence of such "crimes" having
actually been committed, but it still ends up costing the students $65,550 annually in fees. I would sue these feral brats for this.
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One poster added: “The issue that people talked abt the snake+ tree extensively but completely ignored the hate crimes against black+ Muslim students earlier this year…there’s a v clear issue in priorities here and it needs to be addressed?? No one’s saying that everyone shd never talk abt the snake its just ridiculous that people can do that but can’t be bothered to say a word abt the racism very present on campus.”
Maybe they didn't discuss these
alleged "hate crimes" because, in reality, everyone with an ounce of sense and a functioning brain between their ears (i.e. anyone not an SJW) knew that they had not really occurred.
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This tenuous suggestion steadily gained traction despite the fact that Sarah Lawrence is known as a progressive, tolerant institution.
Yes, they tolerate all kinds of BS.
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Finally, the same poster insisted: “please pay J—– and K—- for their labor, preferably over 30$. The community is watching you and holding you accountable.”
Big Brother is watching you. Orwell's novel wasn't meant to be a guide to how we should run our societies, but was meant as a
warning. These idiots probably have
1984 on their bookshelves next to their (unread) copy of
The Communist Manifesto.
This story is hilarious!

And the comments! It's like the comments section of "YouTube". These idiots are supposed to be the "leaders of tomorrow", the "elites" - God help us all, we're doomed if they ever take charge. I wouldn't trust these morons to look after my pet parrot (if I had one).