Trump Joins the Golgari Swarm

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It's really hard for me to ignore Trump's insanity, since it just keeps getting worse.

Gotta love TYT, it's one of the best news show parodies since SNL's Weekend Update.

If you see an orange guy with shades and a jar spreading stuff around the Washington Post you know who it is.

So...we should "beat nature to the punchline" so to speak, by making germs more deadly than they already are, so we can figure out how to fight the deadlier man made versions of the germs, before nature gets around to making those same deadlier version of those same germs?

Partisan politics aside for a moment. That's a hard concept to wrap one's head around.

Wow. I actually need to update this one.

I already know how Trump's supporters are going to defend this one.

"Those whiny liberals! If you don't want to get AIDS then you need to stop being gay! It's that simple!"

A man dies and goes to heaven.

As he sits in a chair, Jesus Christ takes a seat in front of him.

The man is confused because he is also surrounded by clocks.

The man asks Jesus, “What are all these clocks for??! !”

Jesus replies, “These are lying clocks. The more you lie, everytime you lie, the hand turns one hour ahead.”

The man asks, “How about Mother Teresa’s clock?”

Jesus points it out and says “It is at 12, meaning she never told a lie.”

The man stares in awe, and points out a clock.

“Who’s clock is that?” He asks.

Jesus answers, “This is Sally’s clock. It is at 2, meaning she told 2 lies.”

The man gets curious, since he doesn’t see Donald Trump’s clock, and asks “Where is Donald Trump’s clock?”

Jesus looks the man straight in the eye, and calmly replies, “It’s being used as a ceiling fan in God’s office.”

Took this joke off of Quora. Www.quora.com