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20 Aug 2018, 5:26 pm
Miami Herald endorses House candidate who claims aliens took her aboard a spaceship
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Rodriguez Aguilera said in a 2009 television interview that she boarded a spaceship occupied by aliens when she was 7.
“I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship — not like airplanes,” Rodriguez said in the interview. She said she was visited by three large, blonde beings.
“I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship — not like airplanes,” Rodriguez said in the interview. She said she was visited by three large, blonde beings.
Why were the beings blondes? Probably because she's a Republican. Republicans have a fascination for fake blondes such as the orange-tinted one occupying the White House.
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The newspaper on Sunday endorsed Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, who is running as a Republican for Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen’s (R-Fla.) seat in the Republican primary for Florida’s 27th Congressional District. The newspaper called her “a strong candidate in the race with plausible conservative ideas.”
Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera with Ivanka Trump in September
20 Aug 2018, 6:08 pm
That would make her the second politician I know of who has ridden in a flying saucer. The other would be this gentleman. Head of the Kalmyk province of the Russian Republic (also head of the world chess federation).
He claims that it happened recently, when he was an adult. The aliens opened the car door and invited him in, and took him on a joyride through the solar system. 
20 Aug 2018, 7:06 pm
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21 Aug 2018, 4:13 am
21 Aug 2018, 12:21 pm
Kiprobalhato wrote:
sure it's ridiculous, but why does something she said in 2009 matter now?
That's how it works in politics. If at one point in your life you used to commute to work on the same bus as a notorious bomb throwing radical pinko commie, or if at one time you were a member of a White Protestant only country club (even if it was before the civil rights act of 1964 when that was perfectly legal) it will come back to haunt you if you run for office thirty years later.
Until recently being exposed for having done something as commonplace among young folks as smoking weed while in college was a big deal. A certain pol had to claim that he "never inhaled".
Of course some politicians have the decency to wait until after they retire to get weird. Jimmy Carter waited until after he left the oval office before he got attacked by that giant bunny rabbit. You gotta give him credit for that!
21 Aug 2018, 12:49 pm
naturalplastic wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
sure it's ridiculous, but why does something she said in 2009 matter now?
That's how it works in politics. If at one point in your life you used to commute to work on the same bus as a notorious bomb throwing radical pinko commie, or if at one time you were a member of a White Protestant only country club (even if it was before the civil rights act of 1964 when that was perfectly legal) it will come back to haunt you if you run for office thirty years later.
Until recently being exposed for having done something as commonplace among young folks as smoking weed while in college was a big deal. A certain pol had to claim that he "never inhaled".
Of course some politicians have the decency to wait until after they retire to get weird. Jimmy Carter waited until after he left the oval office before he got attacked by that giant bunny rabbit. You gotta give him credit for that!
Actually, no. The would-be assassin rabbit in question tried to bag Carter on April 20, 1979. The thwarted attempted assassination of the president by the bunny was reported later on August 28, 1979. Carter's term didn't expire until January 20, 1981.
Wikipedia's report on the attack by the swamp thing
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Humor columnist Dave Barry has often referred to the "enormous swimming rabbit" incident in his writings. In Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States, he names it the uncontested single most memorable event of Carter's presidency.
The would-be assassin flees the scene of the crime.
Photo courtesy of the Jimmy Carter Library.
21 Aug 2018, 1:17 pm
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21 Aug 2018, 2:09 pm
thoughtbeast wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
sure it's ridiculous, but why does something she said in 2009 matter now?
2017 - Miami politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she’s running for Congress.
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Three blond, big-bodied beings — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, she says.
What happens when the aliens communicate with her telepathically to tell her to vote a particular way on some issue? Will she vote the interests of her constituents or vote the interests of her space alien interlocutors?
do you mean constituents or the corporatocracy??
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21 Aug 2018, 7:45 pm
21 Aug 2018, 8:46 pm
Pieplup wrote:
thoughtbeast wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
sure it's ridiculous, but why does something she said in 2009 matter now?
2017 - Miami politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she’s running for Congress.
Quote:
Three blond, big-bodied beings — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, she says.
What happens when the aliens communicate with her telepathically to tell her to vote a particular way on some issue? Will she vote the interests of her constituents or vote the interests of her space alien interlocutors?
do you mean constituents or the corporatocracy??
If her space family blondes are part of the corporatocracy, then the banner of revolution must be raised:
WORKERS OF ALL WORLDS UNITE!
22 Aug 2018, 8:38 am
thoughtbeast wrote:
Pieplup wrote:
thoughtbeast wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
sure it's ridiculous, but why does something she said in 2009 matter now?
2017 - Miami politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she’s running for Congress.
Quote:
Three blond, big-bodied beings — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, she says.
What happens when the aliens communicate with her telepathically to tell her to vote a particular way on some issue? Will she vote the interests of her constituents or vote the interests of her space alien interlocutors?
do you mean constituents or the corporatocracy??
If her space family blondes are part of the corporatocracy, then the banner of revolution must be raised:
WORKERS OF ALL WORLDS UNITE!
