Area 51 to be stormed in September

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Sorry...my bad...this is a thread on Area 51...I'll stick to the topic

A handful of kids will show up, dodder around, and go home after a few minutes with their parents who were on standby the whole time once the desert heat has gotten the better of them.

AlienStock/Storm Area 51 Has Officially Been Cancelled

The AlienStock/Storm Area 51 event that was originally scheduled to take place in Rachel, Nevada, next week has officially been cancelled. Matty Roberts created the Facebook page “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All Of Us” as a joke, but around two million people have pledged to storm the Air Force base as it has been widely speculated that there’s an alien cover-up happening there and people want answers.

https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2019/09/ ... cancelled/

To the surprise of absolutely....nobody!! !

The party has been moved to Las Vegas.
Although the Little A’Le’Inn motel in Rachel (nearest town to Area 51) is planning for the show to go on.
I'm expecting Rachel to get swamped with visitors that day. By swamped I mean maybe twice its population of 54 residents.

They is cumin skeeter! just you wait! them alien critters gonna get broke out of area 51

I won't be there. I swore a blood oath to never return to Nevada.

^ Okay Ezzy, story time...

Daggnabit! that's whats I said boy!

Got my trusty rifle Bessy! any alien critters crawl on my porch I'll fill them with so much bird shot they'll fly back to Pluto so fast they won't know what hit em!

Bud Light is still hoping to supply beer for aliens, even if the "Storm Area 51" event is canceled. And this time, the company has special plans in store for regular old Earthlings as well.

Bud Light had previously pledged (albeit in good humor) to give a free beer to any aliens that managed to escape Area 51 during the now-canceled "Storm Area 51" event, originally organized on Facebook in an effort to give attendees a chance to "see them aliens."

The original “free beer for escaped aliens” announcement came in July, when the viral "Storm Area 51" raid was still months away. Since then, the event, which started as a joke, had morphed into an actual alien-themed festival dubbed Alienstock — which was set to take place between Sept. 20-22 — but that, too, was canceled when the event's creator pulled out over safety concerns, saying he didn't want to be involved in “Fyre Fest 2.0.” [During the Fyre Festival's inaugural weekend, the event experienced problems related to security, food, accommodation, medical services and artist relations, resulting in the festival being postponed indefinitely. Instead of the luxury villas and gourmet meals for which festival attendees paid thousands of dollars, they received prepackaged sandwiches and FEMA tents as their accommodation.] With so much interest in the site, however, an "Area 51 Celebration" was organized in Las Vegas, instead.

Now, Bud Light wants everyone — including extraterrestrials — to know that the company will still be present at the Sin City event. And according to a press release, Bud Light is bringing an “alien-friendly fridge,” which will be staged at the Luxor Hotel and Casino, and “reserved exclusively for aliens.” What's more, Bud Light says the fridge can only be opened by an "alien finger scan," whatever that means.

Source: Bud Light promises Area 51 aliens 'exclusive' beer at Las Vegas event

Couldn't we give them something better than Budweiser?

I mean, if I was to travel a bajillion kilometers in a tin can while breathing recycled air, eating recycled food, and drinking recycled water, I would settle only for something better than Bud -- like maybe grape Kool-Aid mixed with Boone's Farm.