Doritos from Hell

Page 1 of 4 [ 63 posts ] Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

Misslizard
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 18 Jun 2012
Age: 61
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,550
Location: Aux Arcs

07 Apr 2020, 12:07 pm

No just no.This is wrong.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wyff4. ... s/32057685

_________________
I am the dust that dances in the light. - Rumi

Fnord
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 60,953
Location:

07 Apr 2020, 12:09 pm

Oh, sure ... I'm gonna rush off to a crowded convenience store during Quarantine to stock up on carbs and salt just for the sheer novelty of a new flavor combination.

:roll: Not.

_________________
The mere fact that science may not yet adequately explain an object, event, or experience does not mean the immediate explanation should automatically default to a conspiratorial, extraterrestrial, paranormal, or supernatural cause.

Karamazov
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Mar 2012
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,979
Location: Rural England

07 Apr 2020, 12:09 pm

Ew... goblin juice flavoured tortillas.
(although they’re already pretty rank with that powdery stuff all over them)

Bravo5150
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Aug 2019
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,669

07 Apr 2020, 12:19 pm

Maybe they got the idea from when Lay's was making potato chips with flavors like pizza and biscuit and gravy.

EzraS
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Sep 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 27,828
Location: Twin Peaks

07 Apr 2020, 12:22 pm

Oh praise be a blessing in a time of crisis.

"The new snack appears to be an Australia-exclusive bite"

Nooooo!

@Pepe I'll do anything you ask if you'll mail me a bag.

Magna
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Jun 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,932

07 Apr 2020, 12:28 pm

I would try those. I don't drink Mt. Dew but I do eat different flavored Doritos on occasion. My kids said they'd try them as well.

EzraS
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Sep 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 27,828
Location: Twin Peaks

08 Apr 2020, 2:30 am

Mtn Dew is a staple for me.

RetroGamer87
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Jul 2013
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,186
Location: Adelaide, Australia

08 Apr 2020, 3:56 am

EzraS wrote:

Oh praise be a blessing in a time of crisis.

"The new snack appears to be an Australia-exclusive bite"

Nooooo!

@Pepe I'll do anything you ask if you'll mail me a bag.

So you like Australian snacks

_________________
The days are long, but the years are short

Meistersinger
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 10 May 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,700
Location: Beautiful(?) West Manchester Township PA

08 Apr 2020, 4:02 am

:eew: :eew: :eew: eew: :eew: :eew:

cyberdad
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Feb 2011
Age: 58
Gender: Male
Posts: 36,036

08 Apr 2020, 4:08 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

EzraS wrote:

Oh praise be a blessing in a time of crisis.

"The new snack appears to be an Australia-exclusive bite"

Nooooo!

@Pepe I'll do anything you ask if you'll mail me a bag.

So you like Australian snacks

trust me this tastes terrible

EzraS
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Sep 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 27,828
Location: Twin Peaks

08 Apr 2020, 4:44 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

EzraS wrote:

Oh praise be a blessing in a time of crisis.

"The new snack appears to be an Australia-exclusive bite"

Nooooo!

@Pepe I'll do anything you ask if you'll mail me a bag.

So you like Australian snacks

Not at all. I'm just forced to get Mtn Dew Doritos from there.

Sometimes you have to go to hell to get to heaven.

Aprilviolets
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,184

08 Apr 2020, 6:48 am

The mac and cheese Flavoured smiths crisps were nice, my cat liked licking my fingers after as well I think its the cheese, but the Spaghetti bolegnese ones tasted like spew :eew:

haven't tried the lamington ones don't think I want to as chips are not supposed to be sweet.

funeralxempire
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 27 Oct 2014
Age: 41
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,279
Location: Right over your left shoulder

08 Apr 2020, 3:46 pm

I love Mountain Dew, but I feel like I can pass on these.

Also, from now on I will be referring to it as Goblin Juice, since goblins make anything cooler.

_________________
There's no such thing as a free market.
If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.

Karamazov
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Mar 2012
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,979
Location: Rural England

08 Apr 2020, 4:01 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

I love Mountain Dew, but I feel like I can pass on these.

Also, from now on I will be referring to it as Goblin Juice, since goblins make anything cooler.

You can also call it “freshly squeezed hulk” if you want to introduce some nicely disgusting innuendo to the situation.

funeralxempire
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 27 Oct 2014
Age: 41
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,279
Location: Right over your left shoulder

08 Apr 2020, 4:04 pm

Karamazov wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

I love Mountain Dew, but I feel like I can pass on these.

Also, from now on I will be referring to it as Goblin Juice, since goblins make anything cooler.

You can also call it “freshly squeezed hulk” if you want to introduce some nicely disgusting innuendo to the situation.

You're reminding me of a joke, how many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

Depends on how hard you squish 'em.

The_Face_of_Boo
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 16 Jun 2010
Age: 44
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 33,664
Location: Beirut, Lebanon.

08 Apr 2020, 4:07 pm

Next, Dunkin donut doritos.

Page 1 of 4 [ 63 posts ] Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4 Next

Jump to:

Doritos from Hell Post Reply New Topic

Doritos from Hell