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Tempus Fugit
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24 Dec 2020, 5:55 am

NORAD is tracking Santa. Why aren't we tracking our government's complicity in Santa's lies?

As a nation, we cannot begin to heal until we confront our government's web of shameless lies about the clear menace of Santa Claus.

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/amp/ncna1252093

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24 Dec 2020, 11:30 am

A very happy and healthy Christmas to all here nevertheless. :wink:


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24 Dec 2020, 12:48 pm

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24 Dec 2020, 2:16 pm

Yeah...yeah...yeah....the idea of Santa is implausible and all that

But I still like it! And I don't even have a chimney......



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25 Dec 2020, 5:47 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
Yeah...yeah...yeah....the idea of Santa is implausible and all that

But I still like it! And I don't even have a chimney......


The chimney for my apartment house' fireplace is pretty narrow. Can't imagine a thin person getting down it, let alone a hefty guy like Santa. Regardless, he left gifts under the tree yesterday evening when my family and I went out to pick up Christmas Eve dinner.


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25 Dec 2020, 8:49 pm

Actually Santa Clause was originally conceived to be an elf. A little dude about 8 inches tall. And in the "Night Before Christmas" it says that his sled is pulled "eight tiny raindeer". So he could come down chimneys.



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25 Dec 2020, 9:01 pm

Santa's new health plan means avoiding chimneys, leave the key under the doormat and children to leave Santa hot cocoa with low fat milk and sugarless cookies.