PhosphorusDecree wrote:
[sigh] Uranus is actually a very interesting planet, despite all this childishness. It has some of the fastest winds in the Solar System, well over 500 miles per hour. The atmosphere is rich in frozen methane. It has an extensive system of rings, containing some of the darkest material known. And thanks to its extreme axial tilt (bent over at more than 90 degrees) there are regions of Uranus where the Sun doesn't shine for 40 years at a time.
So it "passes wind"? And all that follows.
You could work this into a stand up routine. Be an astronomy professor in a lecture hall trying in vain to maintain dignity while every learned fact he says about "Uranus" undermines it.