"A beer-drinking Marine Corps duck earned a citation for fighting at Tarawa"
“For courageous action and wounds received on Tarawa, in the Gilbert Islands, November 1943. With utter disregard for his own personal safety, Siwash (the duck's nickname), upon reaching the beach, without hesitation engaged the enemy in fierce combat, namely, one rooster of Japanese ancestry, and though wounded on the head by repeated pecks, he soon routed the opposition. He refused medical aid until all wounded members of his section had been taken care of.”
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When diagnosed I bought champagne!
I finally knew why people were strange.