Monkeys Sexually Harassing Kenyan Villagers

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Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

I think they really crossed the line when they started wearing little hard hats and construction outfits...

It is soo sad...yet sooo funny!
I don't know wether to laugh of cry

Perhaps it comes from being overly serious, but I don't find this funny at all. These people's livelihood is being destroyed, and they can't do anything about it.

People take over the places that the monkeys used to live, and expect the monkeys to leave their food alone when the monkeys have no jobs, no food, and no place to live. This is quite unrealistic.

There is also something funny as hell about this.

Thanks very much, I missed this article, i'm certainly posting it on my primate website.
It's partly funny because people think monkeys are stupid, harmless, entertainingly mischevious critters that arent
capable of bringing down a village. It certainly doesn't happen often to that extent, but monkeys are problem pests in many areas
and use their smarts to steal crops or garbage or clothes off clotheslines even. It's most likely that the village was there first,
and the monkeys moved in and noticed an easy meal. There could be forest nearby where theres enough food for them and they'll still go after the easy stuff. They must have plenty of food source to be a troop of 300.

The simple solution to this problem would be to have the men do the farming instead of having the woman and children do it. Since the monkeys aren't afraid of the woman and children, but are afraid of the men.

Well since they have no jobs... and like to be sexually provocative... the solution is easy.

Get them all jobs at Chimpendales.

I read about that, ages ago. Not really funny, but bizarre.