I'd really like to know the story behind confiscating a loiterer's lighter. Serves them coppers right.
But. . . it reminds me of another story. My dad was watching my brother's shop. They had a small fridge/freezer with cokes in it. My dad heard this big POP! and he hid behind the counter thinking it was a drive by. (this is in Podunk, WY, population 101) He stayed down a while until he thought it was safe. Then he realized it was a coke that had frozen and exploded in the freezer. 