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Ragtime
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08 Nov 2007, 11:12 am

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Stripper Mistakenly Sent to School, Whips Teen

Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday.

A booking error is to blame after a mother arranged to send a "gorilla gram" to her son on his 16th birthday, an arrangement she cleared with Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College. Instead, the agency sent a stripper clad in a policewoman costume, Sky reported.

Click here for the Sky News story: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

The police were not called and no one was suspended from the school in the incident, and officials said they were investigating.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309462,00.html

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08 Nov 2007, 11:19 am

Was the stripper blind or something...?

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08 Nov 2007, 11:24 am

DeanFoley wrote:

Was the stripper blind or something...?

I assume it's just a "Hey, that's the U.K." thing. Maybe it's cultural.

I was kinda wondering why the teacher didn't intervene.

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08 Nov 2007, 11:25 am

Ragtime wrote:

DeanFoley wrote:

Was the stripper blind or something...?

I assume it's just a "Hey, that's the U.K." thing. Maybe it's cultural.

I was kinda wondering why the teacher didn't intervene.

Maybe they were enjoying the show.

Hopefully the stripper didn't get as far as the stripping part though...

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08 Nov 2007, 12:20 pm

DeanFoley wrote:

Hopefully the stripper didn't get as far as the stripping part though...

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She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

But frankly, for a modern 16-year-old boy, the "gorillagram" might have been more embarrassing!

...Ah, reading the Sky news story, I now see that the teacher was told about the surprise for the boy, but not what that surprise was. The teacher put an end to it shortly after the stripper's shirt came off.

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08 Nov 2007, 2:06 pm

If all the kids were 16+, I don't think any laws would be broken. Their age of consent is 16, not 18.
That's funny. I hope the stripper was at least compensated for lost tips. Did anyone see The Office ep where they had the stripper? The guys got all freaked out and stopped her and so Dwight made her answer phones to make up for the hourly fee. :lol:

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08 Nov 2007, 3:00 pm

Why didn't anything like that happen to me when I was in school? :-/

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08 Nov 2007, 4:10 pm

Thats awsome, what a great 16th b-day that must have been for every guy in that class!!

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09 Nov 2007, 4:07 am

it would. anyway why didn't the stripper look around and say "schoolkids! hangon i am not supposed to be here."?

how can the agency get a stripper and a gorrilagram mixed up?

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09 Nov 2007, 4:11 am

tweety_fan wrote:

it would. anyway why didn't the stripper look around and say "schoolkids! hangon i am not supposed to be here."?

how can the agency get a stripper and a gorrilagram mixed up?

Well, maybe it was a case of similar names.

Or else someone at the agency was feeling malicious.

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09 Nov 2007, 9:46 am

Don't worry, the police are "investigating"...
"So, ma'am, could you re-enact the stripping you did?? Ed, grab some popcorn!"

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