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07 Nov 2007, 12:53 pm

Teenager Tortured With Freshly Baked Cookies

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07 Nov 2007, 2:33 pm

WTF?

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07 Nov 2007, 3:26 pm

RTSgamerFTW wrote:

WTF?

I'll second that.

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07 Nov 2007, 3:33 pm

sounds like a stoner kind of torture. Obviously, the dealers didnt want to kill the kid or they would have. I would almost want to see that in a movie. I feel for the kid, but at the same time, it is kind of funny.

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07 Nov 2007, 3:41 pm

speaking of cookie torture, i am baking some right now. THese i might not mind being tortured with if i get to eat them afterwards.

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07 Nov 2007, 6:11 pm

siuan wrote:

RTSgamerFTW wrote:

WTF?

I'll second that.

wow. this is creepy.

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07 Nov 2007, 6:39 pm

Usually stoners get the Munchies, instead of the Munchies getting the stoner.

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07 Nov 2007, 7:15 pm

KimJ wrote:

Usually stoners get the Munchies, instead of the Munchies getting the stoner.

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07 Nov 2007, 10:54 pm

Yeah. That is rather odd...

*Imagines Jack Bauer torturing a suspect with freshly baked cookies*

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07 Nov 2007, 11:00 pm

I don't know - if you leave oatmeal cookies out long enough and drop them in the toe of a sock it makes a nasty blackjack. Or argylejack, depending on the sock color.

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08 Nov 2007, 2:55 am

You bake cookies in an oven that is pre-heated to about 325 to 350 degrees farenheit.

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08 Nov 2007, 2:58 am

Silver_Meteor wrote:

You bake cookies in an oven that is pre-heated to about 325 to 350 degrees farenheit.

mmhmm. thats damn hot.

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08 Nov 2007, 5:46 am

weird...

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08 Nov 2007, 10:25 pm

I misinterpreted the title at first and thought they were tantalizing him with the aroma of freshly baked cookies that he was not allowed to eat. Hmmmm.

btw, I like your avatar, woodsman25.

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08 Nov 2007, 10:49 pm

LOL thats what i thought to at first, because how the heck can you torture someone with cookies?

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13 Nov 2007, 12:35 pm

Wow, that's pretty weird and messed up. However, in order for something hot to cause a burn, its temperature must be near the boiling point or higher, or 212 deg. F (100 deg. C). Freshly baked cookies usually have a lower temperature than that, so they're not hot enough to cause a serious burn.

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