Thieves Steal 17 Tons of Ham: Leave Thank You Note

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03 Dec 2007, 1:55 am

Talk about Christmas grinches-

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071203/ap_ ... _ham_heist


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03 Dec 2007, 2:35 am

What would some idiot do with all that?


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03 Dec 2007, 2:49 am

People suck.



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03 Dec 2007, 2:59 am

lol like this guy a few months back who robbed a bakery and stole a bag of rolls lol


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03 Dec 2007, 3:11 am

Reminds me of one where there was a group of three people who stole sauce packets from a fast food restaurant every day for three years and one night broke in to the place to put all the packets back leaving a huge mess.

I couldn't find the source, I think I read it in a newspaper a while back.

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03 Dec 2007, 3:13 am

Now that's funny.

the first story. that's mildy funny.

But still.....who does that?


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03 Dec 2007, 7:48 am

Robin Hood is at work again.

Some poor kids will not starve this xmas.


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03 Dec 2007, 7:54 am

Cheeky buggers.

I don't think it is a Robin Hood thing, meself. Very few crimes are done with true altruism in mind. But one wonders, what will they do with the ham? Sell it in other shops? Use it to smuggle something? Or perhaps someone is up to some mischief, and 17.6 tons of ham is the best way to achieve it. If the latter is the case, I'll expect every police station in Sydney is going to have this stuff mailed to them as a message....or a deluded prank.

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03 Dec 2007, 1:54 pm

Quatermass wrote:
Cheeky buggers.

I don't think it is a Robin Hood thing, meself. Very few crimes are done with true altruism in mind. But one wonders, what will they do with the ham? Sell it in other shops? Use it to smuggle something? Or perhaps someone is up to some mischief, and 17.6 tons of ham is the best way to achieve it. If the latter is the case, I'll expect every police station in Sydney is going to have this stuff mailed to them as a message....or a deluded prank.

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Hey its the holidays, let them have their fun, then at new years arrest the buggers.

and Quater, what is that latin saying mean?


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03 Dec 2007, 5:47 pm

Gamester wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Cheeky buggers.

I don't think it is a Robin Hood thing, meself. Very few crimes are done with true altruism in mind. But one wonders, what will they do with the ham? Sell it in other shops? Use it to smuggle something? Or perhaps someone is up to some mischief, and 17.6 tons of ham is the best way to achieve it. If the latter is the case, I'll expect every police station in Sydney is going to have this stuff mailed to them as a message....or a deluded prank.

Homo sum humani a me nihil alienum puto.


Hey its the holidays, let them have their fun, then at new years arrest the buggers.

and Quater, what is that latin saying mean?


"Because I am human, nothing humans do surprises me."


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03 Dec 2007, 6:39 pm

They'll be stealing the Turkeys and Christmas puddings next. Bless them. Some hungry homeless people will not starve after all.


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03 Dec 2007, 7:15 pm

Anubis wrote:
They'll be stealing the Turkeys and Christmas puddings next. Bless them. Some hungry homeless people will not starve after all.


You're being overly optimistic, Anubis.


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03 Dec 2007, 7:20 pm

That I am. But I hope that those hams do go to poor, starving people this Xmas.


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03 Dec 2007, 7:37 pm

Anubis wrote:
That I am. But I hope that those hams do go to poor, starving people this Xmas.


Personally, I think that is optimistic, at best.


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03 Dec 2007, 8:52 pm

The pigs are seaking revenge.


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03 Dec 2007, 10:40 pm

my dad also told me bout some guys who stole an entire street, they set up road blocks and everything and stole all these blue stone tiles that where on the street and never got cought :lol:


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