I like to call him by a variety of names, "The Hyphenator", "Hyphy", "Hyphor", "Hyphterectomy", "-", Sensei Hyphen rAmen, "David Hasslehyph", "The Hyph Man", "Mr. Smith" and so on.
Santa: Hey did you get that letter I sent you?
Kid: No...
Santa: That's because I never sent it! Ho ho ho! Merry Christmass! Oh btw you're dad's broke, you'll be poor for the rest of your life, have fun!
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"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat." - Terry Bisson