Fossilized Native American poop discovered in cave!

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06 Apr 2008, 2:44 pm

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The discovery was one for the pages of an archaeology classic, something with a title like “Gods, Graves and Scat.”

Some people, coming into new country long ago, stopped at a cave for years perhaps, or only a day’s rest. Time enough, in any event, for them to relieve themselves — you know, answer nature’s call, if they bothered with euphemism. The cave was their in-house outhouse.


This discovery is very important to our understanding of prehistoric America. And it is also very funny. :lol:

And is it just me, or does that old fossilized turd look like an old potato? :?



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06 Apr 2008, 2:50 pm

That story made my day. :lol:


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06 Apr 2008, 4:09 pm

Now science will be able to compare prehistoric corn DNA with modern corn DNA. :lol:



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06 Apr 2008, 5:24 pm

:O)


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06 Apr 2008, 5:50 pm

The lumps of faeces just look like clumps of soil to me. Actually, they probably make good fertiliser if they weren't so valuable and ancient.


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06 Apr 2008, 6:01 pm

Just another example of the white man getting into the natives s**t,
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06 Apr 2008, 7:38 pm

They even radiocarboned the thing! :lol:


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07 Apr 2008, 2:30 am

I wonder if they also discovered what they used for TP, I am thinking Pine Cones



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07 Apr 2008, 12:28 pm

When they find frozen pee in the north-pole.... let me know


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07 Apr 2008, 6:35 pm

spudnik wrote:
I wonder if they also discovered what they used for TP, I am thinking Pine Cones


Ouch!! ! 8O


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07 Apr 2008, 8:22 pm

Sh**t Disturber topic

Did experts discover if they left some fossilized grafitti on the wall, or ancient bathroom reading made from tree bark? :lol:


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