PETA's campaign to rename fish 'sea kittens'

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11 Jan 2009, 4:53 am

Renaming them wouldn't change the fact that they are delicious....but I want them to succeed anyways because that would be hilarious.


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11 Jan 2009, 6:18 am

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PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals

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11 Jan 2009, 6:18 am

It will probably have the opposite effect of making people want to eat kittens :lol:


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11 Jan 2009, 6:51 am

What about fresh water... uh.. kittens?

PETA is getting beyond reality. They are surreal. And less and less effective each day. Good.


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11 Jan 2009, 6:55 am

Fuzzy wrote:
What about fresh water... uh.. kittens?

I already pointed that out :P

I know, it's stupid.


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11 Jan 2009, 8:12 am

I move that we hereby rename all non aquatic animals "Land Kittens".



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11 Jan 2009, 8:55 am

Chibi_Neko wrote:
I made a short opinion video on youtube about this to see what the community thinks.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xsyS_LQJ8Q[/youtube]


Hi Chibi, nice to "meet" you in that video.

If fish are to become "sea kittens," then I think it's only fitting to rename lobsters "sea cockroaches." Actually, any kind of crustacean is a cockroach of the sea, when you think about it.

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11 Jan 2009, 9:06 am

So my cats would become cannibals?



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11 Jan 2009, 9:13 am

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So my cats would become cannibals?


Only if they ate each other.



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11 Jan 2009, 9:14 am

slowmutant wrote:
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So my cats would become cannibals?


Only if they ate each other.


They would be if fish were called sea kittens.

And my kitties love eatting 'sea kittens'



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11 Jan 2009, 9:24 am

FieryGatoh wrote:
slowmutant wrote:
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So my cats would become cannibals?


Only if they ate each other.


They would be if fish were called sea kittens.

And my kitties love eatting 'sea kittens'


Classic semantic paradox. :lol:

"Who's On First?" is another good one.



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11 Jan 2009, 1:17 pm

FieryGatoh wrote:
slowmutant wrote:
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So my cats would become cannibals?


Only if they ate each other.


They would be if fish were called sea kittens.

No. If a cat were to eat a baby rabbit, it would be eating a kitten but it could not be a cannibal because the kitten is of another species.


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11 Jan 2009, 5:42 pm

Hot dog! topic

I still eat those. Corn dogs, too! :P

I thought cats hated water. This is a stretch. :roll:

And some cultures enjoy fried feline, furballs and all.

PETA is too extreme a group to ever be more than small fry, or is it small potatoes (with eyes, no less)?


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12 Jan 2009, 2:44 am

sartresue wrote:
Hot dog! topic

I still eat those. Corn dogs, too! :P

I thought cats hated water. This is a stretch. :roll:

And some cultures enjoy fried feline, furballs and all.

PETA is too extreme a group to ever be more than small fry, or is it small potatoes (with eyes, no less)?

Cat fish don't hate water



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12 Jan 2009, 3:38 am

Not all cats hate water either.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXHim3ToQ4[/youtube]


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12 Jan 2009, 3:49 am

You have a kitty who likes to play in the bathtub! How cool is that? :lol:

Aqua-Kitty!