Funny stories.
Some random dude gave me some T-shirts outside the best burger bar in town once, I had the perfect excuse because my best freind was moving to america so I got some free shirts; The guy looked pretty shady though he had a large suitcase and he was just pulling a whole load of wierd things out of it I think I saw a lampshade in there.
A few weeks ago I was bored, so I took my blanket and I tied it to my bed to make a net to throw balls at. I got bored of it quickly, so I tied it to my bed again, and I made a hammock (my bed is above me with a desk under it, I imagine it would be very uncomfortable if it was only 6 inches off the ground). It didn't work very well, so I untied it and i moved it to a tight door to make the net again, but bigger. I kept this up longer, but I got bored again, so I also tied it to my dresser and bed again to make a hammock again. I kept getting in but the door just wouldn't hold the blanket, so I realized I could fold up the blanket and tie it to the bed (again). I got in, but now the blanket had too much surface area and I just fell. I rolled up the blanket and tried again, and I turned around to see the dresser (with the TV on top) falling right on me.
My life would be so boring if I was 'normal'...
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I was going to make a signature, but then I decided to make a sandwich. It was delicious.
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