100 things about NT teens you don't understand

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1) NTs following celebrities' personal lives.
2) Some of them can be bitchy and it makes them badass, but if I tried the same thing I'm just a b***h.
3) "No one cares" is the "snarkiest" comeback in their arsenal.
4) If they don't know what a word means today, they probably won't know what a word means tomorrow, or the next day, or the next day.
5) Why do they LIKE pot?
6) Why do they like getting high?
7) Why do they ASK EACH OTHER about whether or not they m-bate?
Why do they abbreviate a three-letter word?
9) Being polite is being ret*d.
10) Being rude is being ret*d if you're not one of them.
11) How can they stand rap? Why does it not give them headaches, with the autotune and the ONZT ONZT ONZT in the back?
12) They think the smartest person in class is the smartest person, but he's actually one of those people who spends eight hours a night doing homework because he doesn't understand the material.
13) They think I'm mentally ret*d.
14) Drawing is weird some days, and amazing others.
15) If something is "old" it can't be good.
16) 2005 is old according to them.
17) How can someone who's never even been on a date (much less had sex) be a slut?
18) Why is "Gay" an insult? It means "cheerful."
19) Why do they treat you like s**t and expect you to respect them?
20) If you tell them you have some sort of diagnosis, they immediately treat you differently. Like talking slower.
21) Why they take credit for work that isn't their own.
22) Why they give people credit for work that they didn't do.
23) They think it's smart to provoke a black belt.
24) It's cool to put people down, but only if you're in the "in" crowd.
25) Ambercrombie and Holister.

More to come.

1. Auto-tuned party songs that talk about sex and alcohol are the best to them. No more rock and roll for them.

1. Why do they dislike someone whos different?
2. Why do they follow the masses, are they a herd or something? (IMO they are)
3. Why is smoking cool?
4. Why is suicide in general cool? (Drugs, alcohol, etc)
5. Where did they learn to read faces?
6. How the biggests losers get a girlfriend and i can`t get one.
7. Why do they WANT a girlfriend? i know people that have a GF because they wanna fit in, they don`t even like eachother.
8. Why do they hate every genre of music except whats on the radio?
9. Whats up with the obsession for sex?
10. Why are they called teenagers? Can`t we just call them lemmings?

*10 was a joke.

Hahaha Lemmings! Thats a good one.

1. Parties.
I don't get them. I went to one once, it was just a bunch of teens sitting around wasted with music blasting, ridiculously boring :/

2. Beer (or any alcohol really)
It's tastes horrendous, is bad for you, get's tonnes of people in trouble, makes you depressed, I just don't get it :/
[I once asked my father how he could stand drinking beer to which he responded that it was an "acquired taste" Like really? With all the negatives and very few(I can't think of any actually) positives, people actually go through the effort of "acquiring" the taste for alcohol??]

Usually peer pressure is what makes beer taste "good".

My dad disagrees.

i like beer

!אמן (Amen!)
Anyway my question is:
Why do so many NT people attach all sorts of connotations to what people say to them and not bother to ask the person if the connotations were correct?!
I've had a problem with this recently... It started when I said Germany was better than America, and, well I think you can guess what they thought next.

Only a nazi thinks Germany is better then AMERICA! get OUUUUUUUT!! !!

(joke ^^ )

I'm an autistic person and I hate when NT people stereotype autistic people... but it's okay to stereotype them because they started it.

I don't get why so many of them are so stupid. So, so stupid. And ignorant.

Why are they so focused on having a perfect life when that is extremely unattainable?

Depends what they think a "perfect life" is, but it's always good to dream, I guess.

What is with all the excessive profaning, d**n!

Why it is that a friend (I'm not sure if I want to call him that anymore) takes his mods word over my own

I did nothing wrong, the mod is a twit. I got banned from Enigma Community because of the acting admin.

I want to tear his head off. I really do. Thankfully, he is in America, and I am in Australia.