Real lyrics side by side with the parody ones
You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the puch line wrong
I know you get me
So I'll let my walls come down, down
Public takes no interest, when I'm innocent
Tabloids come, I'm a victim of circumstance
Now I wonder, can I keep my distance, di-istance?
Before you met me
I was a wreck
But things were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my valentine, valentine
Before the fame, I was alright
Now things are kinda strange
Weird Surgery and fights
Now every teen is talking of how I'm not so bright (so-oh bright)
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
Let's all go out friends, tonight
Getting drunk and caught
with a whole lotta drugs and fight
with the tabloids
I still need a chorus
You make me
Feel like
I'm living a
Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
Fame Nightmare,
flashing lights
and endless nights, this fame nightmare,
oh help me please,
fame nightmare,
let's get some professional help, some professional help!
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
when I'm photographed
Touch of gloss
Now I'm a hologram
I'm not real
No more chances
Need Professional help
some professional help
We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you
My missing puzzle piece
I'm complete
We drove rehab
And told some real great stories
Checked in quickly and
confessed our sins of glory
I finally lost it
what kept me who I am
Now a hologram
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
we can dance
until we die
you and I
we'll be young forever
Let's all go out friends, tonight
Getting drunk and caught
with a whole lotta drugs and fight
with the tabloids
I still need a chorus
Now put your hands on me
in my skin tight jeans
be your teenage dream
tonight
Now put your hands on me
in my skin tight jeans
be your teenage dream
tonight
C'mon take me away
I want an average day
not this fame nightmare
tonight
What happened to average days
instead of crazy ways
from this fame nightmare
tonight?
You make me
Feel like
I'm living a
Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
Fame Nightmare,
flashing lights
and endless nights, this fame nightmare,
oh help me please,
fame nightmare,
let's get some professional help, some professional help!
WALLAH!
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