FleaCircus
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 6 Sep 2007
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 177
Location: in your monitor
24 May 2008, 2:24 am
586 The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete Any computer you own.
Microsecond The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G5 Apple's new Power Macs that make you say "Gee, five times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error.
GUI What your computer becomes after spilling your cappuccino on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update A quick method of trashing all of your software.
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Computers eats homework formaly eaten by dog.
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
See if they can do it again.
For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Tell them it's a feature
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
ShizzleMacDaddy
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: 4 Apr 2008
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 67
Location: California
29 May 2008, 8:41 pm
29 May 2008, 11:33 pm
omg that is true!! !
30 May 2008, 12:07 am
ShizzleMacDaddy
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: 4 Apr 2008
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 67
Location: California
02 Jun 2008, 7:08 pm
Bradleigh
Veteran
Joined: 25 May 2008
Age: 34
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 6,669
Location: Brisbane, Australia
03 Jun 2008, 3:14 am
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LostInEmulation
Veteran
Joined: 10 Feb 2008
Age: 42
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,047
Location: Ireland, dreaming of Germany
04 Jun 2008, 2:57 pm
*lol*
Especially about the pentium-joke... (gosh, I am old 
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