I can bend aluminum wire to make it into objects made of aluminum wire.
I can fold papers to make small boxes and sticks.
I know just enough about everything to seem smart to an expert in conversation while being unintelligible to any non-expert nearby.
I'm good at using Game Maker instead of a real programming language to make cool useless programs.
I have the ability to not only imitate your personality, but to duplicate it within my own mind.
I can almost seem like I don't have autism.
I can take multiple seemingly unrelated concepts and force them together to create something useful.
I can transform theoretical and philosophical reasoning into practical applications, and back again.
I'm good at starting a lot of cool projects and leaving them for someone else to finish.
I have a vast working memory capacity that I don't have conscious control over.
I'm good at predicting what new technologies are possible a few years before they are on the market.
I can analyze data in exponentially increasing levels of complexity and speed for up to 3 hours before total cognitive burnout. I have successfully understood the meaning of the universe a few times.
I can simplify complex concepts into simpler concepts, and back again.
I completely forget stressful and painful events, including everything else that happens during them.
I can make a big pot of hot chili from scratch.
I forget names and faces easily, making my secret sources virtually anonymous.
I am good at mentoring 60 year old people with autism (a.k.a. my dad) to help them seem more friendly to "NT's."
I never give up, I just wait.
I can identify some of the neural circuits and brain regions that are sufficiently different from "normal" simply by having several in-depth conversations with you. In fact, I compulsively do this with everyone I talk to, eventually creating lengthy mental reports of brain function and projections of future brain health.
I'm good at remembering random things photographically, maybe everything I've ever seen.
I'm good at forgetting any functional skill that I can't immediately put into regular practice.
I'm good at working with information that isn't stored inside my own mind, maybe it's in your mind right now.
I receive a temporary functional skill boost at anything that someone near me has natural talent with.
I'm good at seeing inside a person's mind and duplicating unique thought patterns that they possess.
I'm good at intuitively knowing when a person's seemingly reasonable explanation of something is probably wrong.
I'm good at systematically breaking down a person's understanding of reality and determining which beliefs cause them the most trouble, then using their own belief system to disprove their problematic beliefs.
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