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BazzaMcKenzie
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05 Jan 2007, 7:03 am

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1,085. Put some glamour in your life by visiting a taping of an upbeat television show at a local TV station.

(sorry, but I'd rather eat vomit and bleed from my eyeballs).

1086. See the poms beaten 5:nil in the cricket and at Warnie's last test match. (apologies to pommies).

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05 Jan 2007, 1:44 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

1086. See the poms beaten 5:nil in the cricket and at Warnie's last test match. (apologies to pommies).

1087. Read some Australian newspapers to figure out what the heck you just said.

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05 Jan 2007, 3:43 pm

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BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

1086. See the poms beaten 5:nil in the cricket and at Warnie's last test match. (apologies to pommies).

1087. Read some Australian newspapers to figure out what the heck you just said.

http://cricket.com.au/default.aspx?s=newsdisplay&id=38510

Shane Warne (Warnie) is hated by pommies, which is a good reason to like him, apart from him being the greatest bowler (cricket) ever

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07 Jan 2007, 11:08 am

1,088. Did you know that different foods can affect your moods differently? Eliminate unhealthy foods from your diet.

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07 Jan 2007, 12:27 pm

1089. Be strong, be brave, and take control of your life.

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09 Jan 2007, 7:45 am

1,090. Want to keep your mind occupied and improve you financial skills? Take an hour to balance your checkbook.

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09 Jan 2007, 11:51 am

1,091. Poke someone you dislike in the eye... then poke them in the other eye :twisted: :lol:

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10 Jan 2007, 6:33 am

1,092. Even if you don't feel like it, put on a big smile. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown!

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11 Jan 2007, 6:05 am

1,093. This is a biggie! Give up the old habit of complaining.

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12 Jan 2007, 7:50 am

1,094. Stop being a couch potato.

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12 Jan 2007, 9:59 am

1,095. Play your favorite song backwards to see if there's a hidden message.

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13 Jan 2007, 5:56 am

1,096. When times get really hard, learn to live moment to moment.

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14 Jan 2007, 6:27 am

1,097. Spend fifteen minutes a day learning a foreign language you've always wanted to speak.

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15 Jan 2007, 7:50 am

1,098. Keep in mind that when God closes a door, He always opens a window somewhere.

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16 Jan 2007, 7:07 am

1,099. Read, read, read. Books can be one of the biggest contributors to the success of your life.

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17 Jan 2007, 7:03 am

1,100. Need to feel spiritual? Try a trip to the Holy Land.

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