Say something positive about yourself.

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all of my bearings are coated with teflon.

I can twerk with my face.

I can use my hanging gut as an eco-friendly sports cup.

I could tie myself to my house to keep it from flying away during a tornado.

I "peroxided" my bum hair and braided it. It looks like a split viking beard, very attractive.

I am nice and happy!

I just got a new washer and dryer (2 in 1) yesterday! The cycle is much faster at 44m. So no longer worry about forgetting to take out the washed load before bedtime and the load stayed overnight and become smelly!

I have a good family.

Our 7 year old printer died a few weeks ago. IT would have cost 130 for a new drum with no guarantees that the drum was the only problem, and which we had just replaced at the first of the year and had less than 5000 copies on (drum is supposed to last over 20k pages on this printer.

Since everyone needs the printer (children - school, parents - self employment shipping), the family decided to forgo gifts this year and funnel the funds into a less expensive printer (black and white). It arrived last night and we got it set up and installed by midnight.

Everyone was happy and grateful and eager to print school projects, etc.

How many families are happy with getting a printer for Christmas as a shared gift?

I have a really good family.

That's funny! I think the printer is worth the investment. My HP office jet 6500a I bought last year which only cost USD$150 works like magic, I can double print, print things much faster, fax things to my parents. For a printer, printing speed and quality is very important to me.

I'm very happy that you've a supportive family. Christmas is about love. So forgo individual interest in gifts to have a shared interest, that's great!

at least i can refrain from hammering my skull with a club in disgust.
i forgot what makes me special and i reckon that makes me special.
most special people know why they are special, but a select few have no idea why they are special.
i have no idea what makes me special, but i am happy to be special anyway.

We have our moments but we are a-ok, IMO.



Well that glass skull I see in your avatar is pretty special, so not hammering it is a good thing.

and I don't have teflon coated bearings either, so you got two on me.

Besides, it doesn't have to be special, just positive.

For instance (my positive thought for the moment):

I can grip a 40 lb kettle bell with my butt cheeks and stand up without dropping it and walk through several rooms before I have to set it down.

That's rather positive. Not very special though, I've seen lots of body builders with "iron" butt cheeks, much firmer than my own and during my high school and college workout days I've seen athletes grab a 100lb olympic weight plate with their butt cheeks and walk across the weight room with it. I could never do that.

Of course, the fact that both my high school and my college was of the caliber that this was a commonly attempted feat is rather sad, but still, it's pretty awesome in and of itself, IMO.

EDIT:
PS. my humor may be dumb, but I like it, so for me it's positive. that's what the silliness in the last part of this post is about.

I am happy to be a Aspie.

I can take a lot of damage and still keep going.

^ Myself as well.

Having so many bad experiences, I can know when someone doesn't have good intentions....And, the detector can still be improved more than that.

When I want something, I don't stop until I get it

I gave up on sucking my own



toes.