Dear "You"...From "Me"-Letters Unsent

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To the people of WrongPlanet,

I apologize for my use of the words, ret*ds and ret*d. I was feeling a little agressive after I've had a friend turn on me. I've learned my lesson and those words will never come from my fingertips, again.

Cockney

redmage, i dont have a bad life.




anyway, the reason i came here to post.....


i know its not healthy to hate someone, but i still really dislike my cousin and wish i didnt have an annoying older sister.

Dear spammers on myspace,
GET.A.LIFE!! !! Stop hacking into my friends accounts and posting BS comments and bulletins advertising profile trackers that don't work, gucci purses, credit cards, condoms, dating ect. This may come to you as a shock BUT WE'RE NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT!! ! Honestly if you were real companies and you wanted customers you wouldn't hack into our accounts without our permission and post your BS, you would know better than that! You must be some lowlife c***s who want to get all out details, hack into our bank accounts and walk away rich! JUST.LEAVE.US.ALONE!! ! We didn't do anything to you, and we don't need your crap clogging up myspace!
Yours angrily,
Someone who is sick of spam.

Dear everyone on myspace,
if you notice that your account has been hacked, CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD!! !
It's not that hard!
-Mel

Dear fever,
Please go away.

Dear creator of DoA,

You're pathetic. Just because you think a game is bad, it doesn't make it bad.

From RedMage.

Dear whoeverlistens,

Why did you make me so full of passion for my music and for expressing myself this way when so few people hear me through my music or want to listen to my music?


Songbird.

This is an awesome idea, actually.

I'll start young.

Dear Kids from room 5:

I hope you are all sorry for what you put me through. But, you were probably too young to remember. I forgive you, you probably did it out of mere immaturity.

-Fiona, Room 5, 1990.

Dear body,

Why do you betray me so? I spent so many years trying to make you as I wanted, and now I find I am no better than before...fat and heavy. No man will ever ever be able to lift me off the ground, let alone ever carry me over the threshold.

Dear Graelwyn,

You're still really skinny. If a man can't lift you, he needs to work out.

Sincerely,
Heather



Dear Music Stores,

What gives? I went to three different stores today looking for the Within Temptation album, and no one has it. I'll order it online.

Sincerely,
Heather

Dear Mum,

I don't care what you say about my hair. I'm just going to keep on spiking it.

Your favourite daughter, Shelby.

Dear Mrs Cogger:

You are a total b***h for putting me down when I was writing my goals and targets saying "You don't like those, You aren't even good at them" .

I hope someone breaks your leg, b***h. Did you get your teaching degree out of a weetbix box?

- Fiona, Room 13, 1993.

Dear Face:

Apparantly you did not get the memo that it's easier for you to smile than it is for you to frown. I think you'd find that if you did smile then you might be more apt to be given a reason to... Also, please stop manifesting ungodly sized pimples. You are not a teenaged face anymore and if this is your way of telling me to stop eating gnutella straight from the jar then you could have just said so, you do have my mouth.

Jeremy

Dear mum,

If you won't accept my spiked hair, I'll dye it blue and wear it straight.

Yours Truly