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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get out of the range of NK's pathetic missile technology.



Relax.

This would be the definition of overreaction.

LOL. No country in the world is scared of Kim Jong Un or his micro-penis, and with good reason.

I mean, the Zipods are never going to lob anything at SK that'll cause mass destruction -- they want that land after all (plus signing off on their existence).

They'll also never hit anyone else due to...signing their own deaths via...everyone with an ICBM. Sure, there might be some crazy Zipods, just as there's crazy people everywhere, but self-preservation tends to reign over it all.

Yeah, the Zipods can probably hit Tokyo in the least with a nuclear device (if it doesn't get shot down), with the best estimates of their ability; probably several other allies with the US too, but that's "only" a city or so in exchange for signing their deaths.

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/524887-t ... ty-serious

Last night I had a dream that I was being held hostage in North Korea but escaped by stealing thier secret weapon, A giant flying mecha armed with nukes!

I'm pondering the ramifications right now........

Umm.. let me run some things by you so you can see just how things really are.

1- NK does have nuclear technology but they barely have enough nuke juice to make 10 of them.
2- NK does not have the missile guidance technology to make any warhead hit a target.
3- Even if they did have #2 there are multiple Aegis class warships and anti-missile defenses in south korea and Japan. If you don't know how good those systems are at shooting down missiles let me just tell you that only ONE aegis cruiser can shoot down all 10 nuke missiles if they were launched all at once. Japan has more than 10 of those warships between them and NK, the US has about 4 stationed and SK has quite a few more. Then there's the land based anti-missile defenses... and the airborne anti-missile system that is already deployed in okinawa. FYI those systems are designed to protect against a saturation launch...that means more than 50 missiles at one time. NK cant even afford to launch one every 5 or so years.
4- NK economy is in the gutters. They have a very large army which spends more than 80% of their time farming because they cant feed their own army. There is no food production infrastructure strong enough to allow the military to operate without it also having to feed itself.

The only real dangers NK offers is the destruction of Seoul by artillery barrage (and they have thousands of artillery pieces aimed at it) and the potential to sell nukes to terrorrist groups.

Land war? Laughable. Given the above mentioned lack of food you realize they cant even keep their army operating for more than a week. SK military is top notch compared to them in terms of infrastructure behind them, training and weaponry. On top of that there's the US forces and carrier groups in the area.

NK cant reach the UK in any way other than covertly and there is no reason for them to do so. The big bad USA is their choice of target..and SK...and Japan...

So.. you're ok. Nay worry.

They can't even use their most-likely method to succeed... salted "dirty" bombs in either suitcase or car size. Radioactive elements leave a signature world governments claim are relatively easy to see and track... there's very, very little chance they'd succeed in even moving radioactives anywhere.

If they'd build a rocket, it'd go 20 ft in the air, then straight back down, essentially nuking themselves. They're so poor, that thousands+ have died because of famine. They're so brainwashed and insane, they consider Dennis Rodman, a diplomat.

Every time they've tried to even do a test run, their weapon can't even make it past their own border.