I have just about HAD IT with this macho a**hole BULLSH*T!!

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i can not understand how arse holes can be "macho". they are generally concealed for most of their owners life, and they have little impact on their owners progress through life.

people do not post pictures of their arse holes on facebook (or similar sites), so i do not see how they can be referred to as "macho".

when a woman sees a macho tradesman that she becomes interested in, i do not suspect that she is only interested in the anus of that man.

i suppose a "macho arse hole" is an arse hole that is not thwarted by constipation. "no matter how big the log, it will not impede the completion of a bog". if one has the bravery (considering the risk of torn anal sphincters) to press on with pressing out the log jammed petrified copralite in their colons, then they may have a macho arse hole.

arses are imperfect because they have holes in them. how can imperfections be described as "macho"?
new age thinking perhaps?

There's some guy near me who I've never seen but have heard from several blocks away--loud and way too fast for a residential area. If/when he crashes, I won't be sad (unless he hits a tree, then I'll feel sorry for the tree).

Dunno if this would work for you, but there was one of these jerks in my neighborhood a few years ago. Every morning he would rev and rev and rev his engine before putting the darn thing in gear and leaving. Since he did it every day it was easy to figure out who it was and where he lived. A bunch of complaints to his landlord and his lease wasn't renewed. Presumably he's still revving away, but since I don't hear it, I don't care.

If he's renting, usually there's a clause in the lease about making noise that disturbs neighbors. Most towns also have noise ordinances but, like you said, first you have to figure out who it is. Have you talked to any of your neighbors about the noise? One of them may know who it is. Heck, the police may already know about this guy but won't (or can't) do anything without a citizen's complaint.

Just get some earplugs, the soft foam ones are cheap and easy to get used to sleeping in.

@b9 - "preach it". but an anal opening causes many problems for most people. You mentioned one yourself, constipation, though that could be attributed to the lack of fiber and/or fat in the diet, its still the opening that provides the focal point of said problem.

@fluttershy11 - the worse the neighborhood, the greater the need to prioritize the responses and better utilize the limited resources. murder, rape, theft warrant greater priority than noise and other pollution. a suggestion if you will consider it and can manage it. buy (incrementally if necessary) the supplies to temporarily "sound proof" one room (consider ventilation needs also), I can share guidelines with you if interested. You'd be surprised at how affordable it can be to build removable sound muffling panels and install them. Combined with good quality soft ear plugs you could sleep through an explosion next door.

In my experience, people who refer to females as "ß1+c4€$" rarely know the definition of "penis", thus usually don't use the term. It is usually some slang such as "c@c/" "ð1c/" "meat", "tool", etc. Though I have sometimes questioned how roosters, animal flesh, and mechanical apparatuses became analogous to an extremity primarily used for urination.

@who_am_i - they would probably be mad only because you used a word that they didn't know (penis)

@1000knives - in modern vernacular, "you sexy ß1+ç4, you."

@kjas - my vision after reading your comments, a leather clad female in high heels and fish net stockings replacing harley mufflers outside a biker bar at 1:00 a.m. when an obese, drunken bikers stumbles out and catches you.
Drunk biker : whudderyadointamuhbike, ß1+ç4?
biker girl : uh.... uh.... CONGRADULATIONS! youve won a brand new harley x3g5000 muffler free of charge. This muffler is guaranteed to improve the life of your bike AND make all the ladies horny for you as you drive by, know what I mean. . . Big Boy? (hip wiggle)

but then how in the world would you make your escape?

@oliveoilmom - be very very. VERY careful. a mechanically inclined female is like pheromones to many males, especially at a forum full of despatate male aspies .