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29 Sep 2018, 9:21 pm

you must have made some kind of mistake
I asked for death but instead I'm awake

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30 Sep 2018, 9:14 am

Death can be a pretty friendly guy.

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02 Oct 2018, 7:44 am

TW1ZTY wrote:

Death can be a pretty friendly guy.

Haha that made me laugh out loud

. Wouldn't it be funny if it really was like that when you died? :mrgreen:

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02 Oct 2018, 7:57 am

Fuzzyair wrote:

TW1ZTY wrote:

Death can be a pretty friendly guy.

Haha that made me laugh out loud

. Wouldn't it be funny if it really was like that when you died? :mrgreen:

Haha I know right? :lol:

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02 Oct 2018, 12:47 pm

That’s why one should always backhand someone who does this.At least give ol’ Death a fractured orbital.

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03 Oct 2018, 4:17 am

When I die I wonder if I'll have time to come up with good last words . like the 10th Doctor from Doctor Who maybe I'll say I don't want to go :mrgreen: And then I'll regenerate...

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03 Oct 2018, 4:21 am

^ we can only hope.
But we all regenerate, really.
Energy is never wasted by the universe, it's all recycled.

I thought the wisest words ever said by doctor who were, "Always take a banana to a party." :mrgreen:

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03 Oct 2018, 4:24 am

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03 Oct 2018, 4:27 am

Raleigh wrote:

Lol yes so true :mrgreen:

I'd actually forgotten that one - obviously don't watch it enough :wink:

I often lay awake at night wondering what happens next, heaven, reincarnation or something beyond my wildest dreams... And then I fall asleep

- typical night time routine for me lol!

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03 Oct 2018, 4:41 am

I like to think we die and then there's nothing, but I know a lot of people don't take much comfort in that.
Not sure why.

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03 Oct 2018, 6:12 pm

When I die I wanna be a ghost and keep haunting whatever house I'm living in at the time of my death.

Like in this movie:

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04 Oct 2018, 12:15 pm

Anybody remember this show?

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04 Oct 2018, 2:47 pm

范冰冰逃税2.55亿元不用负刑责
近9亿元的高额罚单是如何形成的？西南财经大学财税学院教授李建军向BBC中文解释，这笔钱由追缴税款、滞纳金和罚款三部分组成。

追缴税款达2.55亿元，指的是范冰冰及其企业应缴而未缴的税款；
滞纳金0.33亿元，可以“简单理解为所欠税款的利息”，按天计算；
罚款近6亿元，则是对范冰冰不同偷逃税行为进行处罚的钱，比如对“阴阳合同”隐瞒真实收入处以4倍罚款，达2.4亿元；对利用工作室账户隐匿个人报酬处以3倍罚款，达到2.39亿元。
如果范冰冰如期缴纳罚款和补缴税款，将被免除刑事责任。今年以前，范冰冰已经连续五年蝉联福布斯“中国名人榜”收入冠军，去年收入近3亿元人民币。因此补缴起近9亿元，似乎并不困难。

因此，不少网友质疑称，为何偷逃税2.55亿元的范冰冰不必负刑事责任，而当年偷逃税1400万的刘晓庆却入狱一年多。