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Dear ladies who muttered "I don't know why we bothered asking her" when I said that I didn't know if we had any leather jackets out the back, but that we probably didn't,

1. If they aren't out on the floor, we can't sell them to you anyway.

2. Just because I have trouble getting my sentences out doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about.

3. I have really, really good hearing. I heard your snide remark. Next time move out of the store first.

4. Go f**k yourselves.

- Me

To...pretty much everyone I've known,

I'm sorry for being such a failure.

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I'm sorry that I expected you to understand me and accept me when I hardly understand and accept myself.
I'm sorry that I haven't taken your preferences and desires into account.
I'm sorry that I haven't been a very positive person lately - you know I'm not always like this.


ETA: and I realize that saying I'm sorry means nothing unless I make an effort to change. I need to work on these things.

Dear you,

You spend way too much time on here. Also too many vidya games. Really, you need to get a job. Not gonna be able to support myself if I don't start workin' soon.

Sincerely me.

Dear brother,

It must be nice to be able to just skulk in your bedroom all day, coming out only to throw a tantrum when things aren't exactly as you demand they are, (or to stare at my chest the whole time you talk to me, you little creep).

You're just like your father. Both of you are all "Me, me, me"; all you think of is how things affect you, not how people tiptoe around trying to stop you from behaving like two-year-olds. Both of you insist that everything should be your way and resort to tantrums and intimidation tactics instead of, I don't know, talking about the problems like reasonable adults do.

If you hate it here so much then either get a job, or get the full Centrelink benefit and rent assistance and move the f**k out, just stop making it miserable for everyone else. I was happily half-asleep tonight until you threw your latest tantrum, now I'm very, very tired but I don't feel safe enough to sleep.

f**k you,

- Rachel

Dear King Abdullah:

Please, for the love of God (or in your case, Allah), abolish the death penalty (note that I did not say "renounce Islam", although it would be really nice if you were a Christian) and allow women to drive cars.

Tim

Dear Emma,

There's not a day goes by where I'm not thinking about you. I like to believe you think about me too. If I could make it happen, I'd love for us to stand together at night and forget the world. Forget it just like it's always been forgotten when it's just been you and me alone. I miss those days now you're so busy and it breaks my heart a little more each day when we don't get to spend time together. 143.

-Ryan

Dear you:

I love you to the ends of the universe, until the end of time. And since the universe is most likely projected to expand forever rather than disappear along with time in the Big Crunch, I'm in luck. Because even though space is finite, time would not be. And space would be pretty darn big by then, anyways. (Close enough.)

From, me

Dear Jessica,

No I will not be emailing you in the next five weeks after you told me to email less/condense them, just because your boyfriend is now in America. You giving delayed replies is no different to whether he's there or you're here or you're both in your own countries. I'm taking your words and condensing my emails to 0 words for the next five weeks to make a point.

Also, nice that you emailed the very first day of him being there. So much for checking your phone less while he is there.

I love you a lot, but I don't like being put on the shelf when he's around. I don't deserve to be made second best even despite what happened. You think I'M the one who needs to stop thinking about Emma so much, you should look in the mirror and realise there's nothing else in your life apart from him. Everything is for him. IF you two ever fail, I won't be there to tell you I told you so. I'll hug you.

I'm not being pushed around and told what I can and can't do. I see no logic behind what you told me to as it really is no different to any other time.

-Ryanica.

Dear mr. idiot of YouTube

Are you completly stupid or something?! Some advice: don't get up in my face to be rude if you don't like the backlash! You do NOT control dam thing with me! Might do well for your sake never to cross me with your leash again. This dog bites when you kick her for no reason. If you played nice instead, she would play nice with you.

"*FART* Troll *FART FART*" Yeah, look at who thought he was hot stuff with that dumb remark. Learn to use a little more comprehension skills on someone's post, please. After your display in my face, you seriously think you won a dam thing calling ME the idiot, after you acted like one infront of everybody? You're victim act is God dammed annoying as f**k to. In fact, that's the most annoying trait in humanity. Acting like your tough stuff, then cowering in total denial, so you can get cheap shots. Is this working for you so far? Obviously not! Most annoying trait humanity can possibly possess, in my oppinion.

"Don't post anymore insults on my channel." Congrats, you win the 'annoying troll' award. *STAB* There ya go! >.< Did you know that there just happens to be a BLOCK OPTION on a person's channel? Did ya? Of course not. Why would your mind allow such visual processes?

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Dear Dr. You,

Do not call with positive test results and then refuse to offer information. Do not do not do not.

God

Dear Commentingnobody

WOW, picking on the victim here, aren't ya? YOU DON'T CONTROL s**t HERE! Don't act ever again like you do in the slightest! Did it feel good being oblivious as a dung ball? I didn't even bother reading your wall of bull, after you completely screwed up with one of those too obviously "I'm not a dick, BUT..." lines. 'facepalm' IDIOT. Here's a cliche for you. "Obvious, troll is obvious". There you go. What little I read from your wall of utter, thoughtless bull was basically the following, and I think it's sad.

"How dare you talk back to a teenager, and not like what he gave you. His age makes it ok for him to be a rude little prick. Blah blah blah 'fart fart fart'" Trying to chew out the person that got punched, and JUST when I felt even Steven to. Gee how brave of you! (nope that was NOT a very good move for you) Did I mention 'obvious troll'? You are too stupidly obvious. Give it a rest, before other people realise how dumb you really are.

Ooooooo. Guess what, I hate teens with an attitude who go around bullying others, and pretending they never did it, for the thrill of pissing off their tokens. Especialy in groups. Losers like you shouldn't go around telling kids they can be as big a jerk as they want! That's really stupid! Not only does that make you irresponcible, it makes you a bully, as I already said. Obviousl troll. I hope you enjoyed the three paragraphs I clawed your face back with. Pay back is such a b***h isn't it?

Dear EASHL community

Why can't any of you go away and learn some basic hockey before deciding to play this game? Most of you are wannabe Gods of offense that can't score and you can't seem to grasp the fact you need to mark players and take away their passing lanes. Why do you choose to all chase after the puck and leave four other players open and ready to score. Please stop acting like puppies with a tennis ball. You ruin my game as a D-man and p*ss me off so much when you take away MY guy that I'm CLEARLY CAPABLE of taking the puck from. You screen our goalie who then lets in goals and none of you can back your ''iElite iPwn u suck'' talk and then rage quit and leave the capable players 7-0 down in the 1st.

It's funny really that when you all do rage quit and I'm left on my own, I end up getting assists/goals as a f***ing defensive-dman. Brings me to my next thing, why do you NEVER use your d-men while in the offensive zone. Why do you feel you HAVE to be in control of the puck for 60 minutes. D-men don't stand near the blue line just to look pretty you know. Pass to us and get in f***ing position in front of their net so we can either give you a rebound or pass to you. Stop doing my job for me when I'm more than f***ing capable of doing it myself. You only end up knocking me out of position and end up f***ing up.

Please only pick Center if you can win faceoffs, you hurt the whole team by winning 0-2 all game -.-

Figure skaters have NO place on a hockey game, please f**k off and go play something else. 9/10 you lose the puck when you spin or dangle or deke, then I have to make up for your mistakes by taking away a 3 on 1. When said 3 on 1 happens, don't follow the puck right down to our net, stay near the red line because chances are, I'll either break it up or the goalie will hold on. IF I break it up, then if you're at the red line I can pass and we'd then have a 3 on 2 with a chance to score because 3 of their players are still skating up.

You really all p*ss me off on this game with your know it all attitudes. Funny how none of you seem to know basic goddamn hockey though isn't it.

-Ryan

Can someone delete this please? Thanks.