To The Two "You" Authoritative Figures From HS,
Hi, as you can see, I'm trying to get to a job interview at a temporary employment agency.
Oh yes, I was targeted by the both of you during my HS years at the alternative school that I graduated from in 2008. In fact, I'll be visiting in a few days to obtain my transcripts to give to the college that I will transfer to beginning this fall. So if you don't mind, just stay the {expletive} away from me when I visit and we'll all be happy!
What?! You're saying I'm an idiot just because I'm still taking classes at Portland Community College?! Well then, {expletive} you both! I only need two science classes and a math class. After that, I'll transfer to Portland State with an transferable Associate's Degree.
What?! You're both saying I'm a psychopath just because I have Aspergers?! That's shallow. If you think I'm a psychopath, then you yourselves are both psychopaths too! Now we're equal!
Now you're both calling my mom an illegal immigrant just because she is a native of Spain?! That's very shallow! My mom became a naturalized US Citizen in 1985. That's right...1985! She began teaching in 1998! If you have a problem with Hispanic people teaching, then you both aren't psychopaths, you're both racists! I'm no longer your student, so I have every right to call you both racists!
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!! !! Now you're both calling my sister a lesbian just because she has short hair?! That's even more shallow! Let me say this just once. 2013 was a very trying year for me and my family mostly centered around health issues.
Now you're both viewing me as the lead character from the movie Liar Liar? OK, fine! I don't want to go into detail into why 2013 was so hard for me and my family because I'm talking to two jerks who I'd rather forget.
Signed,
Me
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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!